A Fat Yankess has started working in our office...

[bigfo0t]

you shoulda tagged that whale...




















...at the base of the Dorsal Fin.

WE NEED THIS INFO

[EL_GRINGO]

''A Fat Yankess has started working in our office...''

......and became 1st employee with a triple digit IQ

yeah 0,01

Sorry i had to do it was too easy

[Elroy The Great]

yeah 0,01

Sorry i had to do it was too easy

whole numbers, bruh

[EL_GRINGO]

whole numbers, bruh

Sorry i was off course using Kigali as a benchmark, that was wrong

[Elroy The Great]

Sorry i was off course using Kigali as a benchmark, that was wrong

i would have guessed siablo

[phallus]

Now, it kind of goes without saying that this woman is significantly overweight. Put it this way.. if we invite her to join us for lunch, I barricade the door while the rest of us get lunch from the work canteen.

But it was recently Christmas - the birth of God's rapist baby as Mary didn't give him permission (#MeToo) - and fuck me if this cunt didn't go full boar.

You know what these great big Fat fucking Fat Yanks are like... it's Christmas, the whale swims into the office wearing antlers on her head one day, a Santa Claus hat the next.

I was walking past her desk, and the cunt was singing Christmas songs at the top of her voice, all "hey honey, let's freaking sing some freakin' carols, douchebags"... it was all I could do not to anally rape her, just to put her in her place.

There's a line, and this burger-chomping Jabba had crossed it by a million miles.

It was like this:




And she was so set in her Fat Yank ways that she couldn't see anything wrong with it.

It's like recently, a friend of mine said he was acting in a play where he had to play an "American", and wondered what the best way to do the accent convincingly was. I suggested he fall off a wall and land on his head to get that authentic "******ed" feel, but he wasn't sure.

She's the kind of woman that, if I raped her, I'd expect her to apologise to me for the indignity, that's how much of a cunt she is.


Why is it Fat Yanks have to act so Fat Yankish?

you shoulda tagged that whale...




















...at the base of the Dorsal Fin.

WE NEED THIS INFO

yeah, you should find a fold and **** it, roll her in the dough and look for the wet spot. lol, for some reason now i'm picturing melissa mccarthy when she was fat wearing antlers on her head while you tag her from behind

[PsychoPat]

Hahahah you legend anorak greatest of all time!

[Zaroku]

She's your daddy and is riding you hard?

[!! Anorak]

This is the difference between normal people and Fat Yanks.... that whale swam in today as the wicked witch in Snow White, and she's all "why am I the only freakin' one to dress up?"

I nearly broke my foot off in her cunt just on principle.

[48cantCstraight]

Eurocvnts just aren't cultured like us Americans.