hOW LARGE IS YOUR GIRTH IN INCHES?

[GGG Gloveking]

I was just making assumption when I said between 2 to 3 inches. I was just eyeballing it. But since people here are making a fuzz about, I decided to actually size it using alexkid technique (cut a paper, wrap around then measure). Turns out it's about 3.75"

I didn't grow anything dumb@ss

You could have used a micrometer (pun intended), determined the diameter, then multiplied by pi.