[PLEASE HELP] I need your guys' advice asap!! (please read)

[Willy Wanker]

This is what she looks like.

She's thick, go for it big dog!

[punchr]

should of asked her is shes down to fuck.

Not with coworker but other women I've met, yes. Sometimes it worked sometimes not. You'll never know until you try because it is very unlikely that she'll ask you out.

Try to resist your natural rapey instincts.

She's thick, go for it big dog!

What should I say? I'm going to see her later today. I go in at 2 p.m. west coast time.

Tell me what to say to her. I think I can conquer her. She was feeling me yesterday.

[Butt stuff]

What should I say? I'm going to see her later today. I go in at 2 p.m. west coast time.

Tell me what to say to her. I think I can conquer her. She was feeling me yesterday.

Tell her you'll give her a head start, then start counting back from 10 and unzipping your jeans.

[ironmt]

What should I say? I'm going to see her later today. I go in at 2 p.m. west coast time.

Tell me what to say to her. I think I can conquer her. She was feeling me yesterday.

Tell her she's your little pear.

[Straight Up]

lick and put your finger in her butthole

[Earl-Hickey]

on the remote chance that this is true, an AFC potential stalker like you shouldn't get involved with a coworker, it'd end terribly.

[Lomadeaux]

Non stop trolling by Punchr

[Sane Man]

Just ask her if she likes having her butthole fingered. If she says no she is a prude and you dodged a bullet.

[Sane Man]

Non stop trolling by Punchr

I know, right. At first I gave him some genuine advice, but now I think his shtick is having a laugh at anyone who tries to help him and tries to make themselves seem like PUAs by doing so.

[punchr]

Tell her you'll give her a head start, then start counting back from 10 and unzipping your jeans.

lick and put your finger in her butthole

Non stop trolling by Punchr

Just ask her if she likes having her butthole fingered. If she says no she is a prude and you dodged a bullet.

I know, right. At first I gave him some genuine advice, but now I think his shtick is having a laugh at anyone who tries to help him and tries to make themselves seem like PUAs by doing so.

What is so hard to believe? I am a loser with women. I'm genuinely from the bottom of my heart seeking solutions to my problem. I am focusing on attracting women and will not give up until I get some pussy. You guys are kicking me while I'm down right now. But just don't come around when I'm at my best and I'm fucking bitches.

Tell her she's your little pear.

Thanks brother. This girl is 'nother-level hot.

on the remote chance that this is true, an AFC potential stalker like you shouldn't get involved with a coworker, it'd end terribly.

She stepped to me. I didn't approach her. She came at me. She's giving me the greenlight to get at her. I just don't want to blow it like I have with girls in the past. You're a hater.