My neighbor went on a Tinder date

[spytactics]

Your sister never wants me to use them

Get used to using them...you'll slap yourself 1000 times over if you catch something or get my sister pregnant

[NYG]

Get used to using them...you'll slap yourself 1000 times over if you catch something or get my sister pregnant

I'll give her triplets

[spytactics]

I'll give her triplets

You must be black

[Tony Trick-Pony]

Shes this smoking hot Colombian chick. 41 but looks like 28.

I might post a picture of her but you guys are pervs so probably not.

Anyway... She asked me to wait outside with her because she never did this before blah blah blah.


So we are joking around like "what if he comes in a Mercedes-Benz?!"


This ****ing guy pulls up in a brand new red convertable Corrvette. Looking like a **** star.


Oh and he's an FBI agent.


Loss across the board fellas.

LOL. Hey man. When you're beat, you're beat.

Besides, if she's only into all that, well, you have to make some cheese to get a girl like that and in the end, she's probably not worth it. Great to be seen with, but a total b1tch most times. No loss there.

[Beercules]

LOL. Hey man. When you're beat, you're beat.

Besides, if she's only into all that, well, you have to make some cheese to get a girl like that and in the end, she's probably not worth it. Great to be seen with, but a total b1tch most times. No loss there.

Nah its not even like we were/couldn't be a thing. I am friend zoned plus she met this girl I'm seeing now.

But damn if I was trying...dude got me beat lmao.

[Tony Trick-Pony]

Nah its not even like we were/couldn't be a thing. I am friend zoned plus she met this girl I'm seeing now.

But damn if I was trying...dude got me beat lmao.

Haha. No shame man. Sounds like that dude has 95% of dudes beat. Balling ass car, lots of money and he's got the law on his side. ****, 97% of dudes beat. Ha.

[Rockybigblower]

I imagine him grinding into her while making her say how much better at funking he is than the loser who handed her over.

[JOSH OF LA]

Pigs are well known wife beaters and general arseholes.

[boxingfan91]

Pigs are well known wife beaters and general arseholes.

Dont bump this ****in thread Beercules is my e homie and this isnt one of his proudest moments. I dont want him to relive that ****

[Beercules]

Dont bump this ****in thread Beercules is my e homie and this isnt one of his proudest moments. I dont want him to relive that ****

I got cucked bro. It was like I was the dude holding the camera while my girlfriend gets BBCd.