[LMAO!] Texas robbery suspect falls asleep at the scene of the crime

[lparm]

You can't make this stuff up lmao.

He couldn't even rob his own roommate without napping.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nati...icle-1.3388875

[Beercules]

[BrometheusBob.]

LMFAO

Dam, I can't imagine how someone can reach a point in their life where armed robbery is so mundane that they could literally fall asleep before leaving the scene

[Tony Trick-Pony]

"When are you going to rob him?"

"Right before my nap."

"Don't you mean AFTER YOUR NAP?"

"Oh. Um...yeah. Sure. After."

[Tony Trick-Pony]

I think this belongs in the ****ed up crimes thread, Elroy The Great

[Elroy The Great]

felons who fall asleep on the job beats out those who posts videos of themselves committing crimes on the internet.

some people just want to get caught, doe.

[Willy Wanker]

Yesterday, I took a nap in between doing the dishes and cleaning my cat's litter box.

This guy takes a nap in between killing some fool and taking all his ****.

My life is no where as exciting.

[boxinggod101]

GoodFellas - Fall Asleep In The Get-A-Way Car

Fall Asleep In The Get-A-Way Car

[-Freddy-]

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[New England]

kanyoni is what this man's mother named him

in her defense she was probably like 12 at the time