I'm gonna become a rapper. I'll give The Lounge an exclusive. (Rap name: Puncher)

[punchr]

I've been thinking about it for a while. I used to rap back in 2006-2007. I used to also make beats. All I gotta say is I'm coming home. When I make it you'll know I was just like you -- I came from a very tough Avenue.

Song 1

In '06 I wasn't chasin' chicks

I was ratin' pics on some dumb Asian shit

Ya boy got no play

Momma thought I was gay

Bust a nut in sockie

Girls didn't want this cock, see?

They think I'm a phony cause I play with a pony

[Chorus]

Twenty sixteen

I'm livin' the dream

Limousine

Skeet, skeet

on white booty meat

Jiggle, jiggle

Tell a German bitch 'come tickle my pickle'




Song 2

What's up, dog. How ya been? Good? Good. Let's do this.

At age seven I was destine

To be a nest-in

Raised on the blocks of the tough S.B.

Take a trip to S.D.

Kiss my cousin goodbye.

He went to the war and died.

Hand on my duece-duece.

Say no to a truce truce.

Here I stand thinking bout that nigga in Afghanistan.

[Equilibrium]

You are probably trolling but you first song has 11 bars including the chorus. Your second ''song'' has 10 bars.

You're going to be making 30 second songs? That's not really how it works, you need atleast 16 bars for a verse, and there should be more than one verse to a song.

Plus is that really all you have to say? Skeet skeet? Tell a german ***** to tickle your pickle?

Shut the **** up dude. Nobody would want to hear that bull**** anyway.

Put some work into it or forget rapping.

[punchr]

Song 3 ('Mexican' pronounced mes-uh-kin)

[Chorus] x2

Mexican rich, Mexican rich

Was a broke *****

Now hoes on my dick

[Verse]

Back in '06

I wasn't doing shit.

Bummin' for a cig

Tryna get big

Smoke a bag of greenie

Got a little weenie

Girls weren't tryna see me

But that don't matter no more cause...

[Chorus] x2

Mexican rich, Mexican rich

Was a broke *****

Now I got hoes on my dick

[Verse 2]

Hoes on my dick

Like the ****o flick

Used to lock my door to fap

Cause I didn't have a hyna

Yeah I got no vagina

Now I can't get them off me

Wow so this is what it feels like

Bust a nut real fast can't last

It is what it is.

[chorus]

[BM dnobagaV]

Bad troll attempt is bad troll attempt.

[punchr]

You are probably trolling but you first song has 11 bars including the chorus. Your second ''song'' has 10 bars.

You're going to be making 30 second songs? That's not really how it works, you need atleast 16 bars for a verse, and there should be more than one verse to a song.

Plus is that really all you have to say? Skeet skeet? Tell a german ***** to tickle your pickle?

Shut the **** up dude. Nobody would want to hear that bull**** anyway.

Put some work into it or forget rapping.

It's just a preview.

Here's another one I'me working on.

[Chorus x2]

Smokin

and tokin

Coughin'

and chokin'

Got that fire

Take me higher

[verse]

How high? (girl's voice)

Man I thought I was going to die.

Lay in my bed and cry

Man that's some good weed, dog.

[punchr]

You are probably trolling but you first song has 11 bars including the chorus. Your second ''song'' has 10 bars.

You're going to be making 30 second songs? That's not really how it works, you need atleast 16 bars for a verse, and there should be more than one verse to a song.

Plus is that really all you have to say? Skeet skeet? Tell a german ***** to tickle your pickle?

Shut the **** up dude. Nobody would want to hear that bull**** anyway.

Put some work into it or forget rapping.

Yo...

Here I stand thinking bout that nigga in Afghanistan

He's just a man

like me and you

Hustlin' on the avenue

Don't hate the Afghani

For tryna feed his family

[Beercules]

I like them. I'm loling over here

[punchr]

I like them. I'm loling over here

I'm a comedic rapper.

My style is funny yet skillful. There's too many try hard rappers in the game.

Also my lyrics are just a part of the music. I still need a beat. Reading the lyrics alone doesn't do a justice. The most important thing is good sound. The sound will be so addictive that people will like it and not want to admit it.

[punchr]

Bad troll attempt is bad troll attempt.

I'm not trolling. One of my influences is this... listen and maybe you'll understand. It's comedic rap

SPM undefeated can't lose

Hit the dank smooth, all night long

I love mama tattooed on my arm

Dopehouse charm, with the diamonds in it

I'ma fuck Missy Elliot for one minute

Then I be finished, I smoke spinach

Just like Popeye except a little different

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSRM4Fkggoo

[punchr]

Jackin off

neva had a girl

so I'm wackin off

maybe it's for the better

maybe it's so I can stack cheddar.

see her at the bus stop, bust a nut on her sweater