Hayden Panettiere pregnant with Wladimir Klitschko's baby

[Oxn]

Who did Michael Jordan lay the pipe to? If I'm not mistaken, all of his sons are way shorter than him and they suck at basketball too. Was it another 5 foot tall girl like Wlad's?

I mean, Wlad had the potential to give birth to a Liger had he found himself a Tigress to his Lion. Instead it will be your average domestic Cat.

I know, what a waste.....

[Abe Froman]

Vitali's wife is a former Olympic swimmer from Russia who appears to be close to 6'0 tall.

[Build That Wall]

I'm Surprised someone as small as her fit on klitschko.

[horge]

Congrats to the couple.

[SlySlickSmooth]

[Sane Man]

I bet she gets sore.

[New England]

if you think she was ruined before pregnancy, wait until she's done squeezing out a klitschko.


she was she was seriously compromised by the D. she's going to be useless after wladimir JR is born.



all of that said, klitschko is probably hung like a draft animal, and will still get the friction he needs for the steel hammer to be pleasured.

[Weltschmerz]

I hope it's a boy and he picks up boxing early. In fact, I'm crossing fingers for twin brothers.

[Weltschmerz]

I've said it in previous threads in NSB, it's a shame if Wlad has a baby with her, diluting the Klitschko gene pool.

Both Vitali and Wlad could give birth to a Super-Klitschko who is even taller and more athletic than they were, IF they mate with a 5'10 - 6'2, Female Tennis-esque athletic woman. Even a runaway model.

But not this diminutive C-level actress.

There is truth to this. I'd hoped he would impregnate Anna Kurnikova or Carolina Wocniacki.

[Adamjr91]

The baby was conceived after thirty five minutes of him leaning on her tediously and pawing at her before he produced a big finish right at the end. There was concern he would gas out and his brother would have to do it for him.

This, now this is pure gold. . .