Some random German guy paid me $200 for my Vibram fivegingers shoes.

[Trigger unhappy]

Don't say another goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say anything else--word one--I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins you will hear the sound of children screaming--as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.

What the hell are you talking about?

[spytactics]

I've been in the scene since 2004. Don't tell me what to do.

Since 2004 and your threads border on the LarryX idiocy level...smh

[-jose-]

Don't say another goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say anything else--word one--I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins you will hear the sound of children screaming--as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.

I take it you don't like feet


the part about you opening one of your six mouths kinda scared me a little

[extracurRICular]

This story is %100 true. I was walking my dog in the park and this came up to me and asked where I got my shoes because he's been looking for th all over the city but be couldn't find that perticular model. I told him that I brought them online and he offered me $200. I said hell yes because I pains $100 for them 3 years ago. Now I'm barefoot, happy, and 200 richer.


These were my shoes!

I call BS unless you put up a pic of the 2 C's with a note next to them with today's date.....

[Trigger unhappy]

I call BS unless you put up a pic of the 2 C's with a note next to them with today's date.....

This happened this morning so how can I post that pic now? Use your head.

[New England]

common technique used in skullduggery.


this man will have a trained dog sniff that shoe, and follow you all through the city before robbing you.