Originally posted by Danny Gunz
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Some random German guy paid me $200 for my Vibram fivegingers shoes.
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Originally posted by Danny Gunz View PostDon't say another goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say anything else--word one--I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins you will hear the sound of children screaming--as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.
I take it you don't like feet
the part about you opening one of your six mouths kinda scared me a little
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Originally posted by Trigger H:) View PostThis story is %100 true. I was walking my dog in the park and this came up to me and asked where I got my shoes because he's been looking for th all over the city but be couldn't find that perticular model. I told him that I brought them online and he offered me $200. I said hell yes because I pains $100 for them 3 years ago. Now I'm barefoot, happy, and 200 richer.
These were my shoes!
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common technique used in skullduggery.
this man will have a trained dog sniff that shoe, and follow you all through the city before robbing you.
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