Guys I might be in a serious pickle.

[Beercules]

Red - which one is it?

Blue - And you never got her pregnant? You probably are sterile.

Both. You sound very bitter.


Who burned you? Was it Jesus Christ or some woman?

[PAC-BOY]

Ok.


Remember Asian chick k was *****ing about for like 2 months.


She showed up last night. She's pregnant. ****.



We broke up October. ****ed all the time, busted in her all the time.



I did the math and it's possible.

Tell her it cant be yours and she was cheating on you. That you are unable to have children.

[Larry the boss]

if she let you skeet in her, she has let others

[jaded]

If it's not mine, I swear I'll stop drinking for like a month

[Beercules]

**** man. I want to keep my GI bill.



Can I escapee to your crib



I'm so ****ed.

[BM dnobagaV]

Larry made a good point. Try to do some calculus regarding when you broke up with her, her past history, and how strongly she felt about you.

Then u can reasonably assume she a hoe.

If that's true, you might have an out.





But it's prob. urs. Congratulations! I'll drink a beer in your honour

[jaded]

**** man. I want to keep my GI bill.



Can I escapee to your crib



I'm so ****ed.

Maybe if you learn to cross dress ikigai will take you in.

[B.UTLER]

Congrats....

[llll]

It's better to be in a pickle

Than to have pickles inside you like Derranged

[Gideon lock]

It's better to be in a pickle

Than to have pickles inside you like Derranged

What if that tranny spontaneously develops fallopian tubes n chit and becomes pregnant with your kid bro?