Got my first pedicure ever, BRUUUUUUUHHHHH

[Sweet Pea 50]

When ling ling puts them extra small paws around your feet, you'll know what I mean.

[Rip Chudd]

When ling ling puts them extra small paws around your feet, you'll know what I mean.

Nah man I hate feet. Not even a phobia I just think they are nasty as heck. I don't even let them touch my feet when I get full body massages. It's just gross. Sucks too around this time like summer cause everyone and their mom are wearing sandals, freaking disgusting. Worst time of the year

[-MEGA-]

My daughters have been trying to talk me into it for a bit. I’m thinking about it

[abracada]

My wife goes weekly.. hands and feet..

It costs a lil bit of money..

I’m not rich...

I can post pay stubs.. you do the same...

Oh yeah... we are friends now... my bad..

Jhonny is snoring next to my wife...

Get a wife... do it..

Haha enjoying marriage?

[PACnPBFsuck]

You go girl.

Lazy b !tch......

That's literally what it looked like, when she brought out the black & decker drill, it was on.





Then the cheese grater came out, about 3 mozzarella sticks worth of cheese, now the socks slide right on.

[DARKSEID]

No alpha in the history of alphadom has ever needed a pedicure to get pus6y or respect.

Therefore, by that logic, you're a gay ass mother****er.

[PACnPBFsuck]

Nah man I hate feet. Not even a phobia I just think they are nasty as heck. I don't even let them touch my feet when I get full body massages. It's just gross. Sucks too around this time like summer cause everyone and their mom are wearing sandals, freaking disgusting. Worst time of the year

Just do it, how you think I felt, I was shook, I went this morning and no one was there.

[Zaroku]

Haha enjoying marriage?

My wife is fine... talks shiet to me regularly.. . slapped me up real good.. jealous Korean Japanese lady... I’m in way over my head.. as usual... her mom hates me.. my egotistical pride..

I gave her brother 5 k. Wedding present... her mother says.. you stuck with that idiot for life..

I got two melons in the mail.. my mother in law grew them for me..

I’m guessing these melons are 100 usd each...

From Saga, to my table..my mother in law told my wife... you lucky to have a stupid Jew man that loves you crazy..

My wife is from Saga.... a nothing place...

In my eyes she’s everything...

I knocked out... a Japanese mo ****er who bumped into my Toki and opened his pie hole... one punch... he slept...

We ran away... she knew her man.. would die for her..

[Santa_]

You think they could help Broner out?

[COVID-19]

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