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Anyone else have awkward moments in nightclubs?
Okay boxingscene, I'll let you in on an embarrassing event that recently occurred at a nightclub I went to with my buddies.
I'm inexperienced with the whole "club scene" thing, I pretty much just tailed along with my buddies after my friends birthday party. Okay, snap I'll admit it, it was my first time going to a night club.
Whilst I was in the club I was bemused and perplexed at how so many people enjoy this crap, you had to pay a flat fee just to get in, the drinks were overpriced and you could barely hear anyone. Plus the music was garbage.
Well to cut to the chase, I happened to find myself sandwiched between a different group with some pretty ladies, one of these ladies began dancing close to me, then she graduated to shaking her buttocks and rubbing them over my crotch area. This was somewhat disconcerting, but arousing at the same time, I noticed her friends were laughing, and she was kind of semi-laughing to herself. Then I began to wonder whether she and her friends were trolling me.....
She then began to back up into me with her buttocks, I'm a rather short guy (5ft 6 and a half) with a slight frame so I was taken aback. She continued to back up into me and I ended up backing up into another lady who had a drink in her hand, causing her to spill it over her bosoms. Her boyfriend snapped and grabbed me, wrestling me into the servers area.
Luckily a bouncer came to break it up, but the downside was that he threw me out, which was rather upsetting. I had to make a cold walk home alone....
On one hand I hated the experience, the money wasted, but on the other hand I yearn for the buttock rubbing experience again, but one part of me feels this was an aberration, and that I was being played.
Does anyone have experience with clubbing? What do you make of my situation? Any tips for a future night out?
I'm inexperienced with the whole "club scene" thing, I pretty much just tailed along with my buddies after my friends birthday party. Okay, snap I'll admit it, it was my first time going to a night club.
Whilst I was in the club I was bemused and perplexed at how so many people enjoy this crap, you had to pay a flat fee just to get in, the drinks were overpriced and you could barely hear anyone. Plus the music was garbage.
Well to cut to the chase, I happened to find myself sandwiched between a different group with some pretty ladies, one of these ladies began dancing close to me, then she graduated to shaking her buttocks and rubbing them over my crotch area. This was somewhat disconcerting, but arousing at the same time, I noticed her friends were laughing, and she was kind of semi-laughing to herself. Then I began to wonder whether she and her friends were trolling me.....
She then began to back up into me with her buttocks, I'm a rather short guy (5ft 6 and a half) with a slight frame so I was taken aback. She continued to back up into me and I ended up backing up into another lady who had a drink in her hand, causing her to spill it over her bosoms. Her boyfriend snapped and grabbed me, wrestling me into the servers area.
Luckily a bouncer came to break it up, but the downside was that he threw me out, which was rather upsetting. I had to make a cold walk home alone....
On one hand I hated the experience, the money wasted, but on the other hand I yearn for the buttock rubbing experience again, but one part of me feels this was an aberration, and that I was being played.
Does anyone have experience with clubbing? What do you make of my situation? Any tips for a future night out?
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