What do you guys look for in a buddy?

[Willy Wanker]

Thick lips, and a tight sphincter.

Oh, that's why you sent me that friend invite.

[Willy Wanker]

Anyone who listens to metal, drinks beer, watches boxing or MMA, smokes weed or plays an instrument is someone I can make friends with.

Late 20s and up, I can't hang with young fools unless they you have young female friends who like older dick.

I don't like egomaniacs or people who are flaky. No SJWs either, I don't need that negativity in my life.

So basically people with their **** together. I don't tolerate drama.

[Willy Wanker]

Someone willing to bang my missus when I'm too drunk....but also cool enough not to brag about it to my other friends.

I think we would be good friends. My morals questionable, but at least I don't brag much.

[Willy Wanker]

I like a bro with clean shaven balls.

Hygiene and manscaping is always a plus.

Sounds good man.

You know how girls paint each other's toenails? Well, my homies shave each other's balls. We even share the same razor.

No h0mo though. If anyone gets a boner, they get kicked out of the club, for a week.

[Prince Madison]

big **** and a sexy arse

[P.K Dionysus]

Oh, that's why you sent me that friend invite.

You ****in know it.

How've you been, bro?

Also, that ****in Avi dude, ugh.

[Willy Wanker]

You ****in know it.

How've you been, bro?

Also, that ****in Avi dude, ugh.

Doing good brother, just fighting the good fight as usual.

How you been? Been a while man, how's the writing coming along?

[Outworn]

Big **** and big ass.

[Outworn]

Big **** and big ass.

big **** and a sexy arse

Dang why did copy me?

[FinitoxDinamita]

Gotta drink

Gotta smoke weed

I would prefer him to be on the similar level in terms of status

Gotta watch boxing

Gotta be loyal

But my close friends are the ones I grew up with since middle school. We banged together, made money together so yea we are similiar in many ways.