Jessica Alba’s Nudity In ‘Machete’ Was Computer Generated

[Oasis_Lad]

[Bastian Loc]

I got to be honest, I haven't anticipated seeing a movie as much in ages. I was ready to put in my Top Ten ATG list just based off the trailer. Was dying to see it.

When I finally saw it, I guess I was a little disappointed. Most of the cool **** was already in the trailer. It was an entertaining flick, don't get me wrong, but it just wasn't mind-blowing like I had hyped it up in my mind.

Steven Seagal was **** though. And I'll probably buy the DVD.

I liked it for the reasons Mak said. It was really an easy film to kill 2 hours watching.

Jessica Alba didn't belong though. I wish she would quit.

[Sweet Jesus]

i loved it...pure, senseless, brutal violence...no storyline...just badassness


like a College project with a big budget

It's called exploitation.

[-MAKAVELLI-]

I liked it for the reasons Mak said. It was really an easy film to kill 2 hours watching.

Jessica Alba didn't belong though. I wish she would quit.

and for once, Michelle Rodriguez actually looked like a decent female

It's called exploitation.

i'm hearing Chicago in alot of Carmelo rumors...true story

[Bastian Loc]

and for once, Michelle Rodriguez actually looked like a decent female






i'm hearing Chicago in alot of Carmelo rumors...true story

Man, you're so right. I was shocked at how hot she looked in that last 30 minutes. Hip hugging pants are for her.


:wank:

[Squirtz]

fawk that shiet *****ez i want all natural fawk that!

[Libido Sanchez]

I liked it for the reasons Mak said. It was really an easy film to kill 2 hours watching.

Jessica Alba didn't belong though. I wish she would quit.

Nah man, I dug it too. It was supposed to be a b-movie with lots of violence and humor and it delivered that no doubt. I guess I can be an assh*le critic sometimes. It was still bad-ass.

Jessica Alba's best movie...

[Sweet Jesus]

and for once, Michelle Rodriguez actually looked like a decent female






i'm hearing Chicago in alot of Carmelo rumors...true story

Haven't heard anything in a while. They want Noah. We don't want to give them Noah. I'd give them Noah. But I don't make the decisions.

[-MAKAVELLI-]

Haven't heard anything in a while. They want Noah. We don't want to give them Noah. I'd give them Noah. But I don't make the decisions.

are you kidding me? Noah? if you guys nix a Melo deal because of Noah, you dont deserve to win ****....ever


that's almost as bad as not pulling the Kobe deal because you didnt wanna get rid of Luol f'n Deng

[Sweet Jesus]

are you kidding me? Noah? if you guys nix a Melo deal because of Noah, you dont deserve to win ****....ever


that's almost as bad as not pulling the Kobe deal because you didnt wanna get rid of Luol f'n Deng

Yeah I've mentioned that to my friends several times.