Clean Pinoy jokes

[Mike_b]

Q. A boy smells the fish in the fridge, he asks his mom what's that?
A. She says that's "daing" (spelling please)
The boy replies "it smells like it's already dead" lol.

Q. How do you say Paul 5 times in one sentence? Paul Paul off the water Paul and Paulo his head when he Paul.

[Straight Up]

Q: Anong tawag sa anino na tumalon, tumakbo, tumahol?

A: Wala gago tangina mo pakyu ka lang.

[Mike_b]

Why is salt bad? Because it is a sin!

[ReyReyYes]

The joke that I love is the knock knock joke regarding Ne-yo's song - Mad. They replaced the lyrics with "bumili nang bagong folding beeed back at you" which is quite funny for the first time hearing it. Knock knock jokes for Filipinos are quite funny to hear which is quite entertaining right?