What is the most fu˘ked up shˇt you've ever done?

[Buk Lau]

I went on a long outdoors hike with this girl I'd been on about 3 dates with prior. Still very awkward around eachother, not completely comfortable. We're talking 20+ miles of walking with no pit stops or ammenities. At about 15 miles in I had to let her walk on ahead so I could take a dump behind a derelict, old log cabin in the woods. I wiped my arse with baby wipes and left the turd and the soiled wipes in the forest.

That's disgusting!!!!!!

[Tony Trick-Pony]

Oh, the cum guzzler is back? Interesting.

In full, gay azz force.

[Zaroku]

In full, gay azz force.

Armed with BBC in his arse-****.

[STAX ON DECK]

theres this lil ho that i smash on the regular and she live with her boyfriend of 5 years or whatever,,,she come get this nut whenever they get in a figjht so one night she was extra mad at him so she came over to get dicked down and she said to nut in her,,,so i did,,shot a huge load deep in her.....

so anyway she leaves and goes home to her man and he feeling all apolegetic n shyt and he wants some of that makeup sex but since she just got dicked down by me she turned down his advancers,,so he was like whatever let me eat that box atleest and she deny him at first but eventually let him...he ate that box for hours with my nut in it (smfh) i guess my nut went to deep in her or it evaprated or whatever cuz he didnt detect it at least frum what she texted me the next day. she tole me she got a kick outta her man eating her box with my nut in it,,,,,wtffffff

she coming over tonihgt again tho ,,

[Zaroku]

Have you ever done some stuff that was totally creepy or disgusting that you wouldn't tell anyone in your life but you would say on a forum like the BS lounge?

Like one time, I found this was walking through some woods near to where I live and found abandoned adult mags dumped in some bushes; I had the most furious wank ever that day in broad daylight in the bushes.

I went back to that spot several times over the next couple of weeks.

There's nothing like the feeling of the great outdoors while having a wank.

Mijo, please stop bringing shame to yoursel and our family. I know I should have been there for you, but I was korning too many hot Asian wimmin. In my youth my dong was in great demand, Asia called, and I answered the call. I'm still answering that call today, not on the epic scale I used to smash on...

I know you are mad, you got short changed....pee wee..

Forgive me, I treat Jhonny better than I treated you.

[engleby]

was on my home from a ten hr shift on the guiness, when i decided to take a short cut home trouble was they were building a housing estate and i ended up hanging upside down with my jeans beltloop stuck on barbed wire, after half an hour i eventually **** myself thank god musta been the weiight , i crashed down face first and proceeded to make my way home, having then been told to fk off by my next door neifgbour for knocking on the wrong door cos id obviosly lost my key. i knocked on the right door and said do us a favor ***** wash these as i stood naked from the waist down. for some reason i never seen them levis ever again

[Zaroku]

theres this lil ho that i smash on the regular and she live with her boyfriend of 5 years or whatever,,,she come get this nut whenever they get in a figjht so one night she was extra mad at him so she came over to get dicked down and she said to nut in her,,,so i did,,shot a huge load deep in her.....

so anyway she leaves and goes home to her man and he feeling all apolegetic n shyt and he wants some of that makeup sex but since she just got dicked down by me she turned down his advancers,,so he was like whatever let me eat that box atleest and she deny him at first but eventually let him...he ate that box for hours with my nut in it (smfh) i guess my nut went to deep in her or it evaprated or whatever cuz he didnt detect it at least frum what she texted me the next day. she tole me she got a kick outta her man eating her box with my nut in it,,,,,wtffffff

she coming over tonihgt again tho ,,

I miss that casino in Inglewood. Good times, me in my red sweat shirt and red Chuck Taylor's on. I'll buy you a pair homie. I needs me a nasty ghetto toss up a bout's now..