Russian astronauts practicing for Mars mission)

[TRAV1$]

As unlikely as Jeff Goldblum defeating an advanced civilisation with a computer virus?

It was no fluke the Aliens were using USB... it's been alien technology all along
Sharing files and charging my phone? Pull the other one, science.

[TRAV1$]

The European space agency is planning to send a traffic cone into orbit by the year 2050.

[Cokezaghe_Loc]

We're Scotsmen on the Moon,
We're stranded and want doon,
Cause there ain't no bars, and we hate the Stars,
So come and save us soon.