Derranged Intervention

[Derranged]

Derranged, I'm here today on behalf of all "Lifestyle Trashy" members to ask you to seek help. Over year years we've had an on again and off again type of friendship - Some nights we'd both just be blitzed out of our skulls in "Drung Lang" having a really awesome time, other nights you never really said much to me because your head was in the ****in' toilet.

Over the years I've watched your addiction alter your personality. You're no longer the Joe Pesci quoting, fun loving, drink 3 times a week max Jew bastard that I once called "friend". Lately you've been bitter, aggressive, and belligerent : Attacking the spud eating mick bastard PB32 over anything and everything.

You need help, and if you don't seek it here today our relationship will change in the following ways.

1.) I will no longer reply to your posts on boxingscene.

2.) I will no longer give you any green karma hits.

3.) I will tell everybody about that time you drunkenly PM'd me asking me if I knew a "good" way to wash diarrhea stains out of silk sheets.

Love,

Bringer.

Yea you're intervention is next, Bringer.

[ßringer]

See you in rehab, son. I'll wrap some opiates in a condom and smuggle them in using my anus.

[Derranged]

See you in rehab, son. I'll wrap some opiates in a condom and smuggle them in using my anus.

There's no need for anus smuggling but I appreciate the offer.

[Pretty Boy32]

George, you WILL do what this thread was created for,
You WILL get help,
You WILL stay off them subways,
And you WILL stop eating excrement.

[Derranged]

George, you WILL do what this thread was created for,
You WILL get help,
You WILL stay off them subways,
And you WILL stop eating excrement.

I hardly take the subway.

I do not eat excrement.

[Pretty Boy32]

I hardly take the subway.

I do not eat excrement.

Why do you drink so much George?
Is it to get away? Is because you enjoy it?

[Jesse Pinkman]

"life is about wine and ****ing, why worry about tomorrow when tomorrow may never come"
-Gannicus

[Derranged]

Why do you drink so much George?
Is it to get away? Is because you enjoy it?

I don't drink that much. And I do drink because: To decompress, I like the feeling, and I like good beer.

[Mike Tyson77]

my liver keeps feelin like it's gonna stop, yet immma drink a pint of whiskey and like 10 beers tonight.

[Pretty Boy32]

I don't drink that much. And I do drink because: To decompress, I like the feeling, and I like good beer.

Interesting you say you "like the feeling," George,
Fact is you suffer from acid reflux.

How can you like the feeling if you know it is damaging you and making you vomit violently?