Dear Tony....

[BoxingFan85]

Dear Tony..
My ass itches. What can I do to stop it?
Please do not tell me to wash it, I live in California and there is no water here..

[Tony Trick-Pony]

sometime when i take a dookie my dick fall into the bowl and touch a bit of toilet water and i aint tryna get no damn gonnorea or UTI,,,what can i do???

Put the toilet seat back on.

[Willy Wanker]

sometime when i take a dookie my dick fall into the bowl and touch a bit of toilet water and i aint tryna get no damn gonnorea or UTI,,,what can i do???

Take a dump in the urinal instead. That's what I would do, but I don't have a bbc so I don't have to worry bout dat, big dog.

[*TonyMontana*]

Dear Tony..
My ass itches. What can I do to stop it?
Please do not tell me to wash it, I live in California and there is no water here..

You need to go see your local dealer and buy half an oz of lube
Rub that shlt all over your body
Then go chase some married women down the street

This will cause their raging husbands to beat your fxcking ass

thus getting rid of said itch

That

Or buy a buttscratcher

[*TonyMontana*]

Take a dump in the urinal instead. That's what I would do, but I don't have a bbc so I don't have to worry bout dat, big dog.

Wtf

Willy getting to big for his boots
Its dear tony muthafxcka
You already stole my top poster spot

I got some advice for you
Take your chocolate factory ass and
Go fxck yourself

Long dlck style

[Elroy The Great]

why arent gold diggers shamed as much as kept boys ?

a young dude with a hag and hes taking advantage....
an old dude with a young heifer and hes got ptoblems....

no one says a damned thing about these broke bltches hooking up with celebs/athletes when we all know whats up

[*TonyMontana*]

why arent gold diggers shamed as much as kept boys ?

a young dude with a hag and hes taking advantage....
an old dude with a young heifer and hes got ptoblems....

no one says a damned thing about these broke bltches hooking up with celebs/athletes when we all know whats up

Go try shame a woman
I dare you

Haha

Man they are much smarter than us and have much more bargaining power with boobies

[Beercules]

Ok I'll give you a serious one.


Dear Tony, I want to drink today but I have been trying to cut back. What should I do?

[i_am_a_champ]

Dear Tony,

The chicks do not leave me alone





Thats my pic. What do i do to stop them wanting to sex me

[Lou Cipher]

Dear Tony....


I have a problem with Trolls who constantly call me out on the internet then when I provide them with a proper opportunity to put hands on me, they all suddenly no longer live in the country, start pretending like they dont believe it's real even though the board Mods are involved or just straight disappear like hot silent farts in F-5 Tornadoes.

What should I do, Tony?