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  • [LMAO!] My girl asked why I call jhonny's walks road work???

    I told her that in a previous life Jhonny was a boxer. Now, he is a lil chihuahua, with the eye of the tiger but, zero skills and even less power. All that is left is pride and memories oh Glory.

    Jhonny brings his own leash to me, wakes me up, and we do his "road work" !

    We walk for about a mile at a good clip and we come home. I shower and Jhonny jumps in my spot on the bed and sleeps.

    To him, he has the eye of the tiger!

    It is hilarious to see him act big and bad, while walking our hood. I shower, dress and prepare to deal with idiots. I then get on that crowded train and break wind on j people. I love breaking wind on Japanese dudes.

    To see their contorted faces as they smell my azz nectar!!!

    I love being a piece of crap!
    Last edited by Zaroku; 09-06-2016, 03:21 AM.

  • #2
    Originally posted by Zaroku View Post
    I then get on that crowded train and break wind on j people. I love breaking wind on Japanese dudes.

    To see their contorted faces as they smell my azz nectar!!!

    I love being a piece of crap!
    You're weird.

    You sound like the type of dude who smears shit all over the stalls.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Sup View Post
      You're weird.

      You sound like the type of dude who smears shit all over the stalls.
      I may leave a floater every now and then for guys like you to enjoy!

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Sup View Post
        You're weird.

        You sound like the type of dude who smears shit all over the stalls.
        Btw, you are not Mexican, use a different gif. GayGg isn't Mexican either.

        Rep something different!

        Please!

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Zaroku View Post
          Btw, you are not Mexican, use a different gif. GayGg isn't Mexican either.

          Rep something different!

          Please!
          What does me not being Mexican have anything to do with anything? I want absolutely nothing to do with Mexican culture, trust me.

          And why does "GayGG" offend you so much? What has he done to you personally?

          And I don't know what gif you're referring to as I don't have a gif, but if you're referring to the avatar then suck it up because it's staying.

          Is farting on the train for "J dudes" to smell a form of meditation for you or something? That's just gross.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Sup View Post
            What does me not being Mexican have anything to do with anything? I want absolutely nothing to do with Mexican culture, trust me.

            And why does "GayGG" offend you so much? What has he done to you personally?

            And I don't know what gif you're referring to as I don't have a gif, but if you're referring to the avatar then suck it up because it's staying.

            Is farting on the train for "J dudes" to smell a form of meditation for you or something? That's just gross.

            Got it! I know all I need to know now! Peace bruh!

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Sup View Post
              You're weird.

              You sound like the type of dude who smears shit all over the stalls.
              Only if an azz wipe like you will use the stall next!

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              • #8
                zaroku is one weird dude lol

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                • #9
                  New material required.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Mr Ehrmantraut View Post
                    New material required.

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