I have a better theory. Maybe Canelo was intoxicated, stumbled into the street tripped and fell, only to accidentally fall on top of a Mexican prostitutes chest.
Canelo than mistakes this prostitutes breast for a bottle of Corona, sucks it, than later discovers while sober that he was breast fed by a transvestite who just happened to be juicing as well.
But here's the real kicker, the transvestite prostitute was spotted earlier eating at a taco stand serving contaminated peanut butter and cheese steak tacos.
"breast fed by a transvestite" Hahahahaha funny fuker.
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