Oh poor Jhonny.... or was it sweetpea...

[Amazinger]

Jhonny is a champion! He gets groomed by pros every two or three weeks. Jhonny wouldn't **** that old leathery beast with another chihuahua's divk.

The girls at the pet shop love him, because he is so good looking and well behaved. He is gonna perform stud services this weekend, and get paid for it.
He always delivers the goods!

You should keep treats with you at all times to make Jhonny tolerate you.

[Zaroku]

You should keep treats with you at all times to make Jhonny tolerate you.

He plays me like a fiddle, until the treats are gone, then he does his own thing in his own lil house. If I put on a good fight he returns, but leaves after it is over.

[jaded]

[Zaroku]

Jhonny did his road work today at 6 am, in the rain, to stay ready to choke you out first chance he gets.

He was soaked by the rain, and I rinsed him. His hair is too fluffy now.

[Beercules]

Someone shoot that thing.