LOL Thread For: Ben Affleck Is the New Batman

[The Noose]

I never liked Bale as Batman.

And this new film has **** written all over it. I doubt it matters who plays the guy in the silly Batman outfit.

[Dixie Normis]

Not as angry as if it was ****ing Ben Affleck... come on...

Could be worse, at least its not Keanu Reeves.

[PAC-BOY]

Could be worse, at least its not Keanu Reeves.

Bingo!!!!1

My favorite was Keaton! but id like to see Nick cage rather than Affleck!

[lazy]

"Grumble grumble grumble grumble"(Deep voice)


My favorite quote from Bale playing Batman.

[Pocket Dogs!]

Pete Holmes will always be the best Batman.

[Danny Gunz]

Dont understand why ppl think he will be bad

[miamike]

Affleck seems too gentle for this role. I like him as an actor but he doesn't fit.

[Dixie Normis]

Bingo!!!!1

My favorite was Keaton! but id like to see Nick cage rather than Affleck!

Haha, Cage is always a good choice. He would most likely end up set on fire for some reason or another in the movie, though.

[Szef]

Batman is supposed to be the demon of justice. His parent's death has haunted him his entire life and so he obsesses and dedicates the entirety of his soul to the eradication of evil and injustice.

He becomes a shadow and reflection of the darkness he fights. Crime doesn't sleep, neither does he. Crime doesn't slow down, neither can he. Crime is ruthless, so is he. He embodies an ideal greater than himself and sacrifices his humanity to be a titan amongst men.

I don't know how the hell ben affleck is going to pull that off. If you're not a batman fan, then why are you even posting in a thread about him? Batman fans want to see a good movie.

Maybe you should send your CV??

[bojangles1987]

Oh hell **** no...........

This is Bruce Wayne right here.

Holy hell. Why has this never crossed my mind?