Vitali Klitschko vs Joe Louis - Who wins?

[raskat]

Who wins in the fantasy matchup Vitali Klitschko vs Joe Louis?
Vote on the poll.
Would be good if somebody would also post a short comment from time to time so this thread doesnt disappear too fast from the first pages.
The result of the poll is interesting if enough pple vote.

[MASTERFUL]

Louis only fought bums in the pathetically weak "bum of the month" era. The ridiculously overrated Louis was DESTROYED by 190 lb bum Schmeling and 184 lb Marciano. He got knocked down and badly hurt by bums, tomato cans, midgets, middleweights, super middleweights, light heavyweights, etc. He was knocked down, badly hurt and almost KO'd by fat midget bum Galento. He got schooled by 174 lb bum Conn, if it was a 12 round fight, Louis would've lost a UD to a 174 lb bum.

Vitali EASILY DESTROYS Louis.


FACTS about Vitali Klitschko

- WBC Heavyweight Champion of the world

- All Time Great and Hall Of Famer

- Has never truly lost

- There is no blueprint to beat him

- He is unbeatable

- He is the most dominant fighter of all time

- He has dominated every opponent he has ever faced

- 45 have tried and 45 have been dominated

- Has never been behind on the scorecards at the end of a fight

- Has never been knocked down

- He is the most intimidating HW of all time

- Greatest Heavyweight Champ KO% of all time

- Only man ever to be world heavyweight champ in boxing and kickboxing

- Vitali was WBC and RING Undisputed HW Champ when he retired in 2004

- Vitali is 40 and is still dominating. He hasn't lost a single round in his comeback.

- Vitali beats any HW from any era.

[Superflo777]

Cruiserweight Louis stands no chance against Vitali.

[UglyPug]

LOL. . . Vitali would absolutely destroy Jou Louis. . . I mean ABSOLUTELY DESTROY HIM. . . He would make Louis look slow, clumbsy, and inept. . . stepping/leaning back with exquisite reflexes, and then viciously tearing into him with combinations. . . violently snapping his head back. . . he would land somewhere in the neighborhood of 30 CLEAN jabs a round, and 15-20 power punches (straight rights and his patented "hookercut" before the fight got stopped. . .

This would be as one-sided of a fight as you could imagine; Louis couldn't touch Vitali and Vitali would blast him away at will, landing 50-70% of his punches.

[SpeedKillz]

lol Joe Louis against Vitaly?! GTFO!

some peeps actually picked Louis???? LMAO...

[Deal With It]

Louis already has a victory over a bigger stronger and GREATER version of Vitali Klitschko, who also shares alot of stylistic similarities with Vitali.


Joe Louis: 4-0 with a 100% KO ratio against 250+ lb. opponents

Vitali Klitschko: 0-1 against blown up middleweights (quit on his stool like a beyotch after getting outboxed and humiliated)

Vitali would be turned into a big azz punching bag by Louis, like Louis did with every other 250+ lb'er he faced.

[Superflo777]

Louis already has a victory over a bigger stronger and GREATER version of Vitali Klitschko, who also shares alot of stylistic similarities with Vitali.

Joe Louis: 4-0 with a 100% KO ratio against 250+ lb. opponents

Vitali Klitschko: 0-1 against blown up middleweights (quit on his stool like a beyotch after getting outboxed and humiliated)

Vitali would be turned into a big azz punching bag by Louis, like Louis did with every other 250+ lb'er he faced.

ATG and HOF'er Deontay Wilder vs. Joe Louis. Who wins. Now.

[P4P Opinion]

Vitali wins purely based on size, so it's a stupid fantasy match-up in reality. If you were to make them the same size, Louis blows Vitali out of the water.

[Deal With It]

Vitali wins purely based on size, so it's a stupid fantasy match-up in reality. If you were to make them the same size, Louis blows Vitali out of the water.

I think you might've missed this video, good sir.


Carnera is bigger, stronger, faster, more athletic & nimble than Vitali and has a longer reach.

Louis disposed of him in 6 rounds.

If the REAL Carnera gets dispatched of that easily by Louis, what do you think Louis would do to the poor man's version?

Also, could you imagine Vitali attemping to to fight in an era WITHOUT STEROIDS?

Both Klitschko's would likely be journeymen in Louis's era. Fringe contenders at best.

[Superflo777]

Carnera is bigger, stronger, faster, more athletic & nimble than Vitali and has a longer reach.