What would you guys do if someone took a poo on top of your car?

[Enayze]

What do you imagine would be your reaction, the thoughts that would run through your head? Or would you laugh and brush it off as a prank orchestrated by one of your fellow comrades? Discuss

[squealpiggy]

Definitely post it here.

[Enayze]

Definitely post it here.

What would your reaction be piggy

[*Boss*]

I would eat it raw with chocolate milk.

[The Original]

definetly wouldnt brush it off you'll get **** on your broom

[Derranged]

PrettyBoy32 would eat it and rub it all over himself for obvious reasons.

[D.I.E.S.E.L]

PrettyBoy32 would eat it and rub it all over himself for obvious reasons.

Reasons like you paying him 10grand to do it? Who would blame him

[Enayze]

Personally I would have an initial reaction of shock, followed by disbelief, then perhaps on my mood i might start laughing a little, and then I would proceed to take a napkin and remain the doo doo off my car, and attempt to find the diabolical villain.

[Derranged]

Reasons like you paying him 10grand to do it? Who would blame him

I don't have 10 grand. And if I did have that money, he'd get none of it. Neither would you.

[D.I.E.S.E.L]

In that case i would break into your place and take what's mine, what i believe is 10k worth of your stuff.