Woman on vacation reportedly finds dead tortoise in her vagina

[Lomasexual]

It's true, I can verify this story. I am the turtle.

[BLASTER1]

Maybe the turtle was trying to hitch a ride back to the US

[Rockybigblower]

It's true, I can verify this story. I am the turtle.

So you are the 2 to 3 incher boxfan85 was talking about?

[BoxingFan85]

So you are the 2 to 3 incher boxfan85 was talking about?

fukin legend

[i_am_a_champ]

At least the BBC didnt strike this time

[Eff Pandas]

Teenage Mutant Vagina Turtle

[Lomasexual]

So you are the 2 to 3 incher boxfan85 was talking about?

Yes.

[Mooshashi]

The British expat who had dead baby turtle inside her vagina, may have been a victim of a sexual assault, police said.

“We are not actively investigating this matter because the woman declined to give a statement,” a police source told The Sun.
Though initial reports said the reptile was a tortoise, researchers confirmed is was a freshwater Chinese pond turtle, which are sold worldwide in pet stores and can reach up to 12 inches in length, El Pais reported.