Stupid questions that deserve stupod answer

[led]

You got one?


Here's mine:

This afternoon my elder brother visited me in the house when he was about to leave he saw me packing my gym bags and noticed my boxing gloves. He asked are you going to the gym to box? My reply: no, I am gonna play volleyball.

[Jack Napier]

when hosting company, "can I use your bathroom?"

"no, you can't, you have to go outside on our lawn"

[T.Horton]

1. you`re not qualified to box groceries at the local market.

2. this thread sucks.

3. this woman comes into the doctors office and i thought it was weird but she had a beard. she hands a bottle of pills to the doctors reception. the receptionist asks 'any unpleasant side effects?' to which the bearded lady replied 'No, I have always dreamed of an exciting new career as a circus freak'.

[-jose-]

when my brother calls my house phone and asks me "you home"

[T.Horton]

when my brother calls my house phone and asks me "you home"

i do that one. lol. when i call my weed lady...'oh, you're home' 'yes stupid, isn't that where you called me'.

[-jose-]

i do that one. lol. when i call my weed lady...'oh, you're home' 'yes stupid, isn't that where you called me'.

how many times does she call you stupid a day?

[T.Horton]

how many times does she call you stupid a day?

i only call her once so once.

[-jose-]

i only call her once so once.

I meant for anything, I get called stupid once a day thru the week and four times on weekends

[HughJass]

when i open my grinder and my m8 says,"you got weed",no its an illusion you fuk

[BetterCallSaul]

I was trying to thaw out a frozen pipe at work and the managers son comes over and says 'is it frozen mate?'.

I was like :