Originally posted by Rudyo Ledbetter
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[X-RATED] I lost my virginity 9 hours ago!
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Congrats, you got a fat bitch to pity fuck you. I take back what I said in the other thread. After getting another look at that gross farting pig, I wouldn't smash it, despite how funny it would be to watch you cry like a twat afterwards. Because you better believe that once she got rocked by my dick, she'd never talk to your weak ass again.
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He said incenses, plural... like were there a lush spread of aromatherapy round this broads apartment? Wheres the oils at?
The part about him like smelling the cuddy through her pants like from a distance through all this aromatherapy is a little sketchy though.
I had to sig some of that though, WTF did i just read.... "Mmmmm. Night jasmine" ATG sleezy line im imagining. Aladdin **** on the magic ****ing carpet.Last edited by Rudyo; 05-27-2015, 02:46 PM.
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It's obv the same girl too lol, just makeup and shes trying to ghetto diy a girdle essentially with the belt. This could be kinda real, or he just trolled someone's FB pics which is funny cause he went for realism with the pics.
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Originally posted by Rudyo Ledbetter View PostHe said incenses, plural... like were there a lush spread of aromatherapy round this broads apartment? Wheres the oils at?
The part about him like smelling the cuddy through her pants like from a distance through all this aromatherapy is a little sketchy though.
I had to sig some of that though, WTF did i just read.... "Mmmmm. Night jasmine" ATG sleezy line im imagining. Aladdin **** on the magic ****ing carpet.
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Originally posted by 2ofEverything View PostThat part had me dying How dirty does ***** have to be so you can smell it through her jeans.
HOLY ****... wait a sec...
Am i reading this wrong in my sig quote... is her name Jasmine? or is he lighting a flavored insense called night jasmine and is like like going mmmmm? cause if its the second that only makes it even way ****ing funnier.... LOLOLOL
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Originally posted by boxingfan91 View PostLmao, this ****in guy
Originally posted by $BloodyNate$ View PostThat's ****ing sick your posting sexy pictures of your sister.
Originally posted by Hi Rudyo! View Post
LOLOLOL this ****er. Some of these had me straight up choking on my cig, like inhaling smoke coughing like a mfer lol "I motion her to bring it in for a hug." lolololol
I wasn't ready. The rapping couldn't prepare me for what was about to happen. I felt like a kid again. Scared. Alone. Looking for my mommy.
"It's okay, mijo. Mommy will take care of you, corazón."
Oh dear god, I love this guy.
Also I see your sig
Originally posted by Hi Rudyo! View PostWait, WTF there are actual pics, they weren't loading before... Is this like kinda real but mainly fake or mainly real but embellished for the lulz?
Originally posted by El-blanco View PostIt's an epic piece of work especially the part about patron and being a real n@gga lol
Originally posted by PlasterWraps View PostThis thread is 10/10, would read again
Originally posted by Hi Rudyo! View PostWe got a gentleman here, like IDK this all seems so realistically like 18-19 lol. I mean like the pandora and the petron but like the insense and candles "hi jasmine" lolololol
Dude... Like wtf....
Originally posted by Hi Rudyo! View Post"Jackpot sounds go off in my head. I'm doing it. I'm really ****ing doing it. My father is gonna be proud."
Originally posted by HanzGruber View PostIs that really the same girl? Lol fukin makeup
Originally posted by El-blanco View PostMore like ****in girdle, her gut disappeared.
Originally posted by El-blanco View PostHaha mmm night jasmine
Originally posted by Barn View PostWaste of a load.
Originally posted by 2ofEverything View PostWtf? Is this a joke post or is it actually serious? This can't be real....
Originally posted by BrickWall View Post
Congrats, you got a fat bitch to pity fuck you. I take back what I said in the other thread. After getting another look at that gross farting pig, I wouldn't smash it, despite how funny it would be to watch you cry like a twat afterwards. Because you better believe that once she got rocked by my dick, she'd never talk to your weak ass again.
Originally posted by Hi Rudyo! View PostHe said incenses, plural... like were there a lush spread of aromatherapy round this broads apartment? Wheres the oils at?
The part about him like smelling the cuddy through her pants like from a distance through all this aromatherapy is a little sketchy though.
I had to sig some of that though, WTF did i just read.... "Mmmmm. Night jasmine" ATG sleezy line im imagining. Aladdin **** on the magic ****ing carpet.
Originally posted by Hi Rudyo! View PostIt's obv the same girl too lol, just makeup and shes trying to ghetto diy a girdle essentially with the belt. This could be kinda real, or he just trolled someone's FB pics which is funny cause he went for realism with the pics.
Originally posted by 2ofEverything View PostThat part had me dying How dirty does ***** have to be so you can smell it through her jeans.
Originally posted by Hi Rudyo! View PostThrough the smell of like this axe and bs wafting through the air...
HOLY ****... wait a sec...
Am i reading this wrong in my sig quote... is her name Jasmine? or is he lighting a flavored insense called night jasmine and is like like going mmmmm? cause if its the second that only makes it even way ****ing funnier.... LOLOLOL
Originally posted by mortal7 View PostWhat did I just read? I have a feeling this an alt from the same guy with the Walmart story.
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