American Woman Gives List Of Reasons As To Why British Men Are Better Than American M

[i_am_a_champ]

Hopefully our peckers are bigger statistically.

Somebody post pecker size stats.

We have you shook in that dept boys by 0.2 inches or so!

[Willy Wanker]

The British did have better classic rock and alternative bands.

We have guns and better roids. Hip hop was invented in U.S. which is not something to really brag about, but Brits and other countries really love it.

But most American women weigh around the cruiserweight limit and smell like mayonnaise. Not sure if you wanna tap that.

[Sup]

Hopefully our peckers are bigger statistically.

Somebody post pecker size stats.

We have you shook in that dept boys by 0.2 inches or so!

We'll have to claim Butler and Shaolin Sword in those statistics unfortunately.

[TonyGe]

Not an American but this guy was born in Seattle close to Canada.
One of him exceeds all the musicians on that list.
Jimi Hendrix..
Wallow in your inferiority GB...
Drop the mic..

[New England]

if you think america should feel some kind of inferiority complex in regards to england you're f#cking ridiculous. america has plenty of faults and a huge population of idiots, but FFS there's no objective criterion udner which you can place america behind england. they're 1/4 of the size, for starters. they produce less per capita, even. just consider that for a second in the context of what a country actually contributes to the marketplace and the world. the united states produces more [and detracts less] by most objective set of criteria than even china. we're a tiny fraction of the size of that place. let's face it, some chinese domestic and international policies are that of f#cking savages.


in america you have idiots, poor people, racial tension, partisan politics, but the cream rises to the top. we're a top heavy nation. i invite anybody to tell me which state they "rank" above america, and what criteria you're using to make your assessment. this place is not perfect, but currently it is the world's superpower and greatest producer for a reason.

[Willy Wanker]

Hopefully our peckers are bigger statistically.

Somebody post pecker size stats.

We have you shook in that dept boys by 0.2 inches or so!

We have more slick bruvvas with bbcs in the U.S. That brings our average up.

[Willy Wanker]

if you think america should feel some kind of inferiority complex in regards to england you're f#cking ridiculous. america has plenty of faults and a huge population of idiots, but FFS there's no objective criterion udner which you can place america behind england. they're 1/4 of the size, for starters. they produce less per capita, even. just consider that for a second in the context of what a country actually contributes to the marketplace and the world. the united states produces more [and detracts less] by most objective set of criteria than even china. we're a tiny fraction of the size of that place. let's face it, some chinese domestic and international policies are that of f#cking savages.


in america you have idiots, poor people, racial tension, partisan politics, but the cream rises to the top. we're a top heavy nation. i invite anybody to tell me which state they "rank" above america, and what criteria you're using to make your assessment. this place is not perfect, but currently it is the world's superpower and greatest producer for a reason.

I always appreciate New England's serious and insightful rants in joke/troll threads.

Anyways.

[Jedi Vader]

1. They call hamburger beef burger because it's clearly made of beef.
2. They call soccer football because it's clearly played with the foot.
3. They use the SI system because so does the rest of the world.
4. Their sockets can be switched off because it's easier, safer and more energy efficient.
5. They look at the day first, as in dd/mm/yy instead of mm/dd/yy because for around 30 days in a row, the month is the same as yesterday.
6. They have the full English breakfast while we have the full sugar and preservatives cereal.
7. They have portion control, resulting in higher life expectancy while we have supersized everything (because why not?), resulting in obesity (this is why not).
8. They have nice relaxing afternoon teas with custard cream biscuits while we drown ourselves in Starbucks just to maintain functionality.
9. Their native sports, football, rugby, cricket are adopted internationally while our sports reside mainly in America.
10. They have 28 days of paid holiday by law, not including maternity leave, sick leave, etc. while we have 10.
11. They have free universal healthcare, praised as the best in the world, while we remain the only developed country (out of 33) that doesn't.
12. They have Charles Darwin on their £10 note while we are 42 per cent creationist.
13. They produced Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, Chronicles of Narnia, Sherlock Holmes while we produced Twilight.
14. They produced Adele, David Bowie, Elton John, Mick Jagger, Coldplay, Radiohead, Muse, Queen, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, The Kinks, The Smiths, The Libertines, The Who? (The British), The Faces, The Waterboys, The Buzz****s, The Sex Pistols, The Clash, The Zombies, The Slits, The Stone Roses, The Cure, The Darkness while we didn't.
15. Their national animal has a full head of mane while ours is bald.
16. They know how to primly and properly queue while we mass frenziedly.
17. They know how to primly and properly apologise, for everything.
18. They know how to primly and properly drive on the wrong side of the road.
19. They know how to appreciate the sun because though the sun never sets in the British empire, it rarely shines in the motherland.
20. They make better and greater varieties of chocolates, cheeses, cakes, alcoholic beverages and dishes with questionable names (bubble and squeak, spotted dick, singing hinnies).
21. They have a greater grasp of sarcasm, irony, self-deprecating humour and also, the entire English language.
22. They beat us at politeness and profanity at the same time.
23. The English accent is more attractive than the American accent. This is just an indisputable fact of nature

Hahahahaha
Suck on that

Our annual leave is 20 days by law.

[*TonyMontana*]

Yeah but our teeth aren't all fucked up doe.

We win

^^^^^ this

usa...usa...usa...

It's a myth
Like BBC

Americans are the ones with green teeth....


This is beercules's mom.....

[*TonyMontana*]

if you think america should feel some kind of inferiority complex in regards to england you're f#cking ridiculous. america has plenty of faults and a huge population of idiots, but FFS there's no objective criterion udner which you can place america behind england. they're 1/4 of the size, for starters. they produce less per capita, even. just consider that for a second in the context of what a country actually contributes to the marketplace and the world. the united states produces more [and detracts less] by most objective set of criteria than even china. we're a tiny fraction of the size of that place. let's face it, some chinese domestic and international policies are that of f#cking savages.


in america you have idiots, poor people, racial tension, partisan politics, but the cream rises to the top. we're a top heavy nation. i invite anybody to tell me which state they "rank" above america, and what criteria you're using to make your assessment. this place is not perfect, but currently it is the world's superpower and greatest producer for a reason.

I rank Mexico above America

Canada too