Need exercise routine to increase the width...

[AlexKid]

.. of my penis

Any routines or recommended workouts?

[ukbox]

Pull ups & wide grip bench press/ press ups


Both using your imaginary penis

I bet you call call your peenigh the unicorn or the rapper with a lisp


Mythical

[Luilun]

.. of my penis

Any routines or recommended workouts?

Try drilling on woman instead of that hairy Palm you have

[HeadBodyBodyBody]

Lay your chap out on the table, grab a hammer... and bash away

Job done!

Extra-wide penis achieved

[Zaroku]

.. of my penis

Any routines or recommended workouts?

Problem solved!

Take that little gob of fat between your ears and inject it in you micro phallus.

Dual purpose:

Take away brain material where it is not being used, and place some in a place where it may be used.