is my milf neighbor a secret po_rn star or escort?

[Tago Nang Tago]

A few years back I had a neighbor (4 houses down) and everyone suspected he was a drug dealer! Mother was a good looking MILF her teenage son was the suspected drug dealer. he was arrested several times as a juvenile. Mom got older and she was no longer hot. But her son now was in his 30's. He had a girlfriend about 24-25 years. Green eyes, long blond hair about 5'2" 110 lbs and an obvious boob job. She would walk her dog up and down the street in the early evening right before sundown always wearing daisy dukes or tight gym shorts. The best part was when she picked up her dogs business. Soon I realized I was not the only dad pretending to water the grass or other yard work. One day as she passed I looked at my neighbor and said "God Bless her!"

I must have said it too loud because she turned and said "You old guys are cute! too bad you are all married!"

Son eventually got caught and went to prison. Milf and girlfriend moved out and sold the house. Damn police!

damn, what city was this in?

[R_Walken]

i don't care about talking to her, but a wave or something so it's less awkward would be nice.

and i only watch amateur pr0ns so i wouldn't know.

So you don't care about talking to her but youd rather buy some binoculars ( CREEP ) and somehow this will get you her name which in turn will somehow get you her PO.rn name ( Makes no sense ). so you can then Jack off to her. Yup doesn't come across as creepy at all. You probably reek of eau de cologne of creep so she has her gaurd up sensing that your already visually raping her with your eyes and that's why there's no waving and certainly no talking.

If she was a P.ornstar she'd probably be running to your other drug dealing neighbour because she probably has a whole bunch of other issues least of which is taking random d.ick on film.

A simple what's up how's it going would probably be enough of a conversation starter for you to get her name maybe even turn that conversation into what her occupation is or where she lived before.

You either have a wild imagination or live on one crazy a$$ block. Can't wait to hear about the next neighbour intuition you have , do you think it'll be a spy or what about a member of Isis sleeper cell planning the next terrorism attack the truth is it's probably just Steve and he works IT or Muhammed and he's a dentist.

[Tago Nang Tago]

So you don't care about talking to her but youd rather buy some binoculars ( CREEP ) and somehow this will get you her name which in turn will somehow get you her PO.rn name ( Makes no sense ). so you can then Jack off to her. Yup doesn't come across as creepy at all. You probably reek of eau de cologne of creep so she has her gaurd up sensing that your already visually raping her with your eyes and that's why there's no waving and certainly no talking.

If she was a P.ornstar she'd probably be running to your other drug dealing neighbour because she probably has a whole bunch of other issues least of which is taking random d.ick on film.

A simple what's up how's it going would probably be enough of a conversation starter for you to get her name maybe even turn that conversation into what her occupation is or where she lived before.

You either have a wild imagination or live on one crazy a$$ block. Can't wait to hear about the next neighbour intuition you have , do you think it'll be a spy or what about a member of Isis sleeper cell planning the next terrorism attack the truth is it's probably just Steve and he works IT or Muhammed and he's a dentist.

wow, i say my neighbor is mexican and you automatically assume they're drug dealers? this is unacceptable behavior, negative stereotypes are not funny.

and as far as me visually raping her with my eyes, what else are you supposed to do as a straight male when u gaze upon a hot female? what respectable male doesn't do the visual rape?

and lastly, ain't no one named muhammad is going to move next to me. i'm moving if that happens. he's gonna bring over some baked goods with wires hanging out of them and ****, no thanks.

[Straight Up]

Pakamatay ka nalang please.

[krazyn8tive]

I'd be most upset with all those damn cars parked everywhere.

[Tago Nang Tago]

I'd be most upset with all those damn cars parked everywhere.

i exaggerated, they do have 4 cars though (only 2 fit in their driveway) but they have guests over a lot. but they're super friendly so i don't mind. they park on my side and it's really not a big deal. we let them use our driveway for 1 of their cars when the street sweeper comes.

now like 5 houses down to my right, they have at least 7 cars and they're just loud and obnoxious people/teens. there's always trash on the street adjacent to their house, they even stole a park bench and have it in their front lawn to skate on. they're always honking and their stupid ass car alarms are always going off too and they take forever to shut it off. play loud ass music at 3am too. there's always 3 or 4 wanna be thug kids skating around shirtless almost getting hit by cars. terrible parenting.

[R_Walken]

wow, i say my neighbor is mexican and you automatically assume they're drug dealers? this is unacceptable behavior, negative stereotypes are not funny.

and as far as me visually raping her with my eyes, what else are you supposed to do as a straight male when u gaze upon a hot female? what respectable male doesn't do the visual rape?

and lastly, ain't no one named muhammad is going to move next to me. i'm moving if that happens. he's gonna bring over some baked goods with wires hanging out of them and ****, no thanks.

No I didn't say it because their Mexican you dumb motherf.ucker it's because last week I read a thread of yours saying something like ,,I think my neighbours a drug dealer and should I rat them out some lame sh.it only a q.ueer would even think of let alone make a thread about it.

Yeah we all visually rape chicks that's normal but you probably give off an actual rapey vibe that why there's no waving or anything your most likely crossing the line of what is and what isn't acceptable visual rape behaviour

Don't lie I don't think you could convince your parents to move because Muhammed moved next door. Your crying about me using negative stereo types but then a paragraph later go full tilt on using them against Muslims.
Really baked goods with wires are you for real ??

[Tago Nang Tago]

No I didn't say it because their Mexican you dumb motherf.ucker it's because last week I read a thread of yours saying something like ,,I think my neighbours a drug dealer and should I rat them out some lame sh.it only a q.ueer would even think of let alone make a thread about it.

that wasn't me you dumb hillbilly fuck. that was some guy named Butler. now i know why you're so mad though, you are a drug dealer that has been ratted on before.

how was jail? did you enjoy it?

[Zaroku]

Knock on her door. Be a good neighbor, let her know you have seen strange jeepney here and there, but you are there to help.

Offer to cut her lawn, and trim her hedges. Be a man, tell her you are happy to have her as a neighbor. Buy her a creme filled chocolate eclair.

Get freaky with her.

[Tago Nang Tago]

Knock on her door. Be a good neighbor, let her know you have seen strange jeepney here and there, but you are there to help.

Offer to cut her lawn, and trim her hedges. Be a man, tell her you are happy to have her as a neighbor. Buy her a creme filled chocolate eclair.

Get freaky with her.