St Patrick was an English boy captured for slavery by Irish raiders

[MDPopescu]

St Patrick was an English boy, captured by Irish raiders at age 16

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Laozi was delivered by his mom when he was already 81 years old.

[ShoulderRoll]

See the difference between whites and blacks? White people have gone through slavery just like blacks. But the descendants of white slaves don't b1tch and moan and ask for special treatment just because our ancient ancestors were slaves. We just work hard to reach success, and get piss drunk in honor of those ancestors. Blacks on the other hand act like they were the ones who actually went through slavery and think it entitles them to free weed money from the government so they can get high in their mom's house. Unemployed fuks.

Who's alt is this?

[Æthelstan]

Laozi was delivered by his mom when he was already 81 years old.

No, that was Methuselah

[MrTambourineMan]

St Patrick was an English boy, captured by Irish raiders at age 16

During the decades after the Romans left England, raids from Irish, Saxons, and Picts increased in frequency.. Patrick was enslaved by the Irish for several years, but managed to escape back to England

However, he later returned to Ireland as a missionary to teach Christianity to the Irish

And did you know Saint Margaret of Scotland was actually an English princess

She married king Malcolm who took over as king of Scotland after Macbeth

Malcolm, who was the son of a Saxon woman (and of course Duncan, the king of Scotland killed by Macbeth) received assistance from England in his war against Macbeth

English royalty and much of European royalty can trace their ancestry back to king Malcolm and Saint Margaret

Macbeth wasn't really as evil as Shakespeare portrayed, the man who was king when Shakespeare wrote the play (James I) was a direct descendant of King Duncan and his son King Malcolm (supported by the English) so the real historical story was changed to make Macbeth out to be a murderer

[El Malo.]

See the difference between whites and blacks? White people have gone through slavery just like blacks. But the descendants of white slaves don't b1tch and moan and ask for special treatment just because our ancient ancestors were slaves. We just work hard to reach success, and get piss drunk in honor of those ancestors. Blacks on the other hand act like they were the ones who actually went through slavery and think it entitles them to free weed money from the government so they can get high in their mom's house. Unemployed fuks.

Welcome back Xoo

[Æthelstan]

And Catherine the Great of Russia was a German princess

She married Peter III of Russia and became empress when he died

[MDPopescu]

No, that was Methuselah

It was Laozi -- read the legend.

[Mooshashi]

And Catherine the Great of Russia was a German princess

She married Peter III of Russia and became empress when he died

And Patrick, as a true Englishman, willingly offered himself for repeated **** sex to his slave masters.

[Æthelstan]

And Patrick, as a true Englishman, willingly offered himself for repeated **** sex to his slave masters.

No, most English are sickened by the very idea

[Zaroku]

and did you know lucky charms are magically delicious

I'm love lucky charms. After smoking mass amounts of weed.. I ate bowl after bowl...

But the massive turd I dropped after looked greenish!!

Luck of the Irish I reckon!!!