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  • #11
    Originally posted by AlexKid View Post
    Filling a water melon with spaghetti and oil, then shagging it, while I put a cucumber up my butt

    I got my 5 a day that day
    Originally posted by AlexKid View Post
    Dont find my facebook


    You really are cuck of the year.

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    • #12
      Originally posted by AlexKid View Post
      Filling a water melon with spaghetti and oil, then shagging it, while I put a cucumber up my butt

      I got my 5 a day that day
      Did you eat the spaghetti after?

      Should have gave it to led. Derranged would want the cucumber.

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      • #13
        I read somewhere butthole worship is a precursor to ****sexuality

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        • #14
          Originally posted by Straight Up View Post
          virgin!

          dumbass it's when you banging her and you bust a nut in her pussy but halfway thru busting you pull out and insert your penis in her anus and finish busting there. that's 50/50! half on the pussey and half on her ass. get it? do it!
          My girl would laugh at you. We do 30/40/30. I start on her pvssy, in the middle round on her anus and I finish on her mouth.

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          • #15
            Originally posted by AlexKid View Post
            Filling a water melon with spaghetti and oil, then shagging it, while I put a cucumber up my butt

            I got my 5 a day that day

            That might be related to Asperger Syndrome...the uncontrollable need to stuff Big Mac's up your ass.
            Last edited by jaded; 01-05-2017, 09:28 PM.

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            • #16
              Originally posted by RenegÄde View Post
              Did you eat the spaghetti after?

              Should have gave it to led. Derranged would want the cucumber.
              I don't put anything in me arse and Red onry eat cat and dog.

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              • #17
                Originally posted by led View Post
                My girl would laugh at you. We do 30/40/30. I start on her pvssy, in the middle round on her anus and I finish on her mouth.
                You must be really good at math.

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                • #18
                  Originally posted by RenegÄde View Post
                  Did you eat the spaghetti after?

                  Should have gave it to led. Derranged would want the cucumber.
                  Alex said hes supposed to give me those but your momma asked him for her dinner.

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                  • #19
                    [QUOTE=Derranged;17331411]I don't put anything in me arse but the bottle of liquor I emptied. /QUOTE]

                    Jew has a point.


                    Originally posted by jaded View Post
                    You must be really good at math.
                    I am an Asian. FYI.

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                    • #20
                      Originally posted by led View Post
                      My girl would laugh at you. We do 30/40/30. I start on her pvssy, in the middle round on her anus and I finish on her mouth.
                      Sounds like ur mom, I mean girl, is a whore...

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