Imitate Rappers Thread...

[Jose Santacruz]

eveything i say is lame
cuz im tha motha****n game
Im gon run to my bed
and put a gun to my head
i was poor as an actor
and i suck as a rapper
Dre and 50 know im not a factor

[Truth]

sorry im gonna try to imitate the game

"I got 22's on the impala
**** 50 Cent Im about the dolla
Im Big Im Pac Im Nas Im Jigga
I wont stop til im a rich N****
counting millions
and billions like jay-z
All i need in this life of sin
is beyonce to make me go crazy
homie your 40, not top 10
this is just a warnin
until my albums droppin
Im not to be forgot about like Dre
Ice Cube Easy E and Mc Ren
NWA in the cassette deck back then
Like Diddy they were money stackin
So like WC i copped a mac 10
Chuck taylor you dont wanna be facing him
Distributing rock like jason kidd
sellin that white powder
I dont fight cowards
I send them out of bounds like dwight howard
Its me against the world like 2pac
talkin **** will get you shot
I hope your ready to die like Big
got model b!tches on my d!ck
born in compton but i sound like im from the east
chilled with kanye and copped a jesus peace
**** yayo and banks
I carry shanks"

I dropped 22 names in that...with pac and jay-z being mentioned a couple times

*thinks of more names to drop*

lmao

[Floyd Sinclair]

I got more **** coming in the next 20 minutes...name a couple rappers and ill try to impersonate them. Please keep it easy...i dont want to have to try to rap like nas or immortal technique.

[Truth]

rap like Snoop...

[Kobe Bryant]

Snoop dizzle from the LBC
Been keepin it gangsta since like 93'
Roll up that Cali bud and just feel the breeze
Home boy you need to get like me
Keep a hoe on a leash and be a pimp like me
A straight boss u do the same it aint likely
Only one D-O double G

[Truth]

^thats as good as anyone could do. haha

[Truth]

thuga thuga thuga

ayo i'm a physchopathic, maniackic
szchizophrenic fantastic drastic yo
body rapped in plastic **** i'mma snap
like an elastic **yelling**

5 * 5= 25 I'm top 5 dead of alive!!!!

i suck haha

[Floyd Sinclair]

dmx

I thought i told you motha****as
The dogg is back
no leash on this dogg
but ill smoke you like i smoke crack
Ya N***** know that so go back
to where you came from
im the source of where your pains from
if u wise then use your wisdom
Ya know ****in with x is a bad decision
Bow to me and get ****ed like ****** in prison
you f@ggots listen
everytime the dogg barks
Leave ya missin and swimmin with the sharks

[Kobe Bryant]

dmx

I thought i told you motha****as
The dogg is back
no leash on this dogg
but ill smoke you like i smoke crack
Ya N***** know that so go back
to where you came from
im the source of where your pains from
if u wise then use your wisdom
Ya know ****in with x is a bad decision
Bow to me and get ****ed like ****** in prison
you f@ggots listen
everytime the dogg barks
Leave ya missin and swimmin with the sharks

[Floyd Sinclair]

Snoop dizzle from the LBC
Been keepin it gangsta since like 93'
Roll up that Cali bud and just feel the breeze
Home boy you need to get like me
Keep a hoe on a leash and be a pimp like me
A straight boss u do the same it aint likely
Only one D-O double G

That cant be dont any better

thuga thuga thuga

ayo i'm a physchopathic, maniackic
szchizophrenic fantastic drastic yo
body rapped in plastic **** i'mma snap
like an elastic **yelling**

5 * 5= 25 I'm top 5 dead of alive!!!!

i suck haha

lol that wasnt bad...lol @ the last part