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So earlier in the evening I bought a gold chain from some shady looking dude.
He looked like a druggy and wanted only 8 bucks for it, I knew it was fake but felt bad for him especially after he offered to give me a bj plus the chain for $15.
So I bought it and figured I could stunt in the dark and no one would really know it was fake.
later I propositioned a hooker, and while we were on the alley way with my pants down she socked me in the balls and ripped the chain off of my neck.
My balls really hurt, but I learned my lesson....stay away from that gas station, but in hindsight I should have taken the bj when he offered it
He looked like a druggy and wanted only 8 bucks for it, I knew it was fake but felt bad for him especially after he offered to give me a bj plus the chain for $15.
So I bought it and figured I could stunt in the dark and no one would really know it was fake.
later I propositioned a hooker, and while we were on the alley way with my pants down she socked me in the balls and ripped the chain off of my neck.
My balls really hurt, but I learned my lesson....stay away from that gas station, but in hindsight I should have taken the bj when he offered it
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