I'll start. My cousin Jose; not our beloved -jose-
My other cousin John wiped his balls (foul joke I know) and rubbed it on Jose's nose. I was like 9 he was 11 and John tells him "now you're pregnant"
He ran crying to his mom and said "Mommy I'm pregnant" his mom slapped the **** out of him and we laughed so damn hard for 15 minutes.
Next I have some kid Marsh in Infantry School who drank a bit bottle of dip spit because we told him it was iced tea. Took a big gulp, swallowed, ran into the head (bathroom) and puked
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My other cousin John wiped his balls (foul joke I know) and rubbed it on Jose's nose. I was like 9 he was 11 and John tells him "now you're pregnant"
He ran crying to his mom and said "Mommy I'm pregnant" his mom slapped the **** out of him and we laughed so damn hard for 15 minutes.
Next I have some kid Marsh in Infantry School who drank a bit bottle of dip spit because we told him it was iced tea. Took a big gulp, swallowed, ran into the head (bathroom) and puked
Your turn
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