7 years ago today I graduated from Parris Island

[Zaroku]

How does that help/prepare you for war?

Great question. I don't know how that would prepare anyone for anything.

****ing Steve always gets his subway sandwiches without mayo!

[Monaco Slim]

You wouldn't do shit, you will only get brave when your drunk and even then you still know your bitch so instead of backing your shit up you will cause a scene to get people involved so you can be safe from an ass whooping. Marines are the king of "HOLD ME BACK" tough guys. Your the type of dude to get smacked by am midget and punch a bar stool instead of fighting dude lmfao.

Marines are tougher than your parents who couldn't hack it in Mexico.

I cannot wait until Trump throws you over the wall where you belong.

[Zaroku]

it doesn't, they should do what minor league hockey teams do when they get a new kid, they play a game called cookies n' cream. they all jerk off in a circle onto a cookie and the last one to cum has to eat the cookie. that prepares you for war

Brits call it soggy biscuit. Last one to nut eats the biscuit.

[True-Boxing-Fan]

Good ol times.


If we puked they would make us pick it up then put it in our pocket

Congrats ******.

[Beercules]

Marines are tougher than your parents who couldn't hack it in Mexico.

I cannot wait until Trump throws you over the wall where you belong.

ouch