Drunk Lang

[Derranged]

You all make me sick.

[Derranged]

Rot in hell.

[Derranged]

I want pizza but I know I shouldn't because my stomach is all fucked up..

[Derranged]

Burger King would tear my insides out.

The Big Dunn have you ever had a wank at Church whilst on gas station wine and allergy meds?

It's the religious experience you'd think it would be.

[Derranged]

Irish cunts on shite.

Drown yourself in a bucket of period blood you maggot. You know who you are.

[Beercules]

****.


I just ran out of beer.

[Htown-Finest]

Budweiser.

[Beercules]

My girlfriend comes back from her trip today. I haven't seen her since June 3.


So like 3 weeks, no arguments...until yesterday. Of all the f u c k I n g days, the day before she comes back lmao.

3 days ago she got her period. We got into a fight about her car, I forgot to move it one day and got a parking ticket for alternative side parking or whatever (car is parked on the street)


35 dollar ticket and she's flipping the **** out I already paid it, no big deal.



But ****ing *****es on their period are ******ed, she acts like a huge ***** for like 4 days.


Hopefully she's 'normal' when she comes today.


Her flight arrives at like 5pm in Newark Airport.




Wish me ****ing luck

[MaxxMZ]

Budweiser.

Great choice

[Drunken Cat]