Miss Nebraska wins Miss USA pageant.

[Eff Pandas]

I know what the joke is. They all look the same.

I just assumed this thread had a racial subtext like 80% of your other do.

In fairness the better comeback woulda been "nah they don't look nothing alike" cuz they don't.

The first chick looks sexy. 2nd chick looks like a dude. 3rd chick looks like your gf's best friend who sucks too many random dudes dicks. And the last chick looks like she cries cuz you don't tell you you love her enough.

[TBear]

Unfortunately, none of them can spell the state they are from.


At least two of them cannot even pronounce it.

[5burowz]

did she gnaw on a corn husk for the talent portion?

[Zaroku]

"Mrs" Kansas looks like she gots a dick bigger than Butlers.

Hahahahaha, and that pinched nose of hers does nothing for me.

[Eddy Current]

Pageants lol.

[Gentblue]

If I had to pick from those 4 i would go with nebraska too.

Vermont looks like a man, i don't know what the **** is going on with kansas's nose and somebody hand washington a cheeseburger.

Parallel thinking bro... lol

[Lomasexual]

Nebraska is the clear winner, although Washington is pretty damn fine as well. I wouldn't say no to Kansas, either.

Vermont is the clear loser out of those four. Which still means, objectively, that she (he?) is more attractive than almost any woman I have slept with.

[Willy Wanker]

"Mrs" Kansas looks like she gots a dick bigger than Butlers.

I think Miss Vermont is packing some heat as well.

[siablo14]

Lol ok man whatever. Keep playing stupid.

You just steadily keep embarrassing yourself nowadays.

[Szef]

In fairness the better comeback woulda been "nah they don't look nothing alike" cuz they don't.

The first chick looks sexy. 2nd chick looks like a dude. 3rd chick looks like your gf's best friend who sucks too many random dudes dicks. And the last chick looks like she cries cuz you don't tell you you love her enough.

I was referring to Motorcity's op. He was implying they all look the same. And they kind of do. Blonde, pretty, bright eyes. Your American next door girl.

You just steadily keep embarrassing yourself nowadays.

And you keep following me like a bitter ex.

Anybody oppressed you today yet?