So a bunch of Pagans moved next door

[Beercules]

[Elroy The Great]

seem like nice people....

[Willy Wanker]

My nightmare has finally become a reality.

This phallic hedge caught my eye for the first time today when I came home after a full shop at M&S.



I decided to check out the back of their property and noticed this giant phallic symbol carved in to the corner, and not a Christmas tree in sight, a real disgrace.



I'm panicking right now, I don't have a ****ing clue what to do about this situation, if they don't move soon then my house will go down in value.

I never see their kids walking to the bus stop in the morning so I'm pretty sure they're being home schooled, learning Paganism instead of learning about the lord Jesus Christ.

What would you do in my position?

I would move. Can't relax with a perverted, penis obsessed Edward Scissorhands living next door.

[Robbie Barrett]

My nightmare has finally become a reality.

This phallic hedge caught my eye for the first time today when I came home after a full shop at M&S.



I decided to check out the back of their property and noticed this giant phallic symbol carved in to the corner, and not a Christmas tree in sight, a real disgrace.



I'm panicking right now, I don't have a ****ing clue what to do about this situation, if they don't move soon then my house will go down in value.

I never see their kids walking to the bus stop in the morning so I'm pretty sure they're being home schooled, learning Paganism instead of learning about the lord Jesus Christ.

What would you do in my position?

You neighbour was ordered by Police to trim that bush in 2010.

http://news.asiantown.net/r/16462/pi...-trim-his-bush

[Monaco Slim]

seem like nice people....

Don't be fooled, Pagans are 100% pure scum

[Elroy The Great]

Don't be fooled, Pagans are 100% pure scum

abusing shrubbery not enough proof, though. imho

[Monaco Slim]

abusing shrubbery not enough proof, though. imho

Go watch the wickerman 1973

[Mr Ehrmantraut]

That gold fiat punto though.

[Elroy The Great]

Go watch the wickerman 1973

say no more.


spackler to the rescue !

[Monaco Slim]

That gold fiat punto though.

Only a Pagan would drive a gold fiat punto. I'll keep my eyes open for one.