Is there anything I can do to make my penis size shorter?

[GOAT86]

At least you know teh pain of h0es with big tiddays now.

[triggerhapppy]

We want to see your weiner.

[sigrab]

Have you tried applying for an Asian citizenship?

That **** works wonders.

[Infamous]

I seen a documentary once... You can always become a transgender...

[led]

I wish I had the TS' problem.

[spytactics]

I have a crazy bulge. Im convinced that guys go out of their way to make fun of me because they're jealous....I'm pretty sure that women just want to hook up with me because of it and dont even care about my personality....and when im dancing with a chick and get a slight chub it looks indecent....i have to walk every where hunched over so it dosnt stick out as far...ive even switched from boxers to boxer briefs..... Boxer briefs dont work. So what can I do to shrink my problem?....

Yes, compare yours to mine. It will make yours look shorter

[MrTambourineMan]

Alcoholism. You'll be constantly dehydrated and therefore constantly shriveled.

[JTfloyd]

Listen to two women talk for more than a minute. Should do the trick.

[squealpiggy]

Does it grow every time you lie, like Pinocchio's?

[DARKSEID]

Does it grow every time you lie, like Pinocchio's?

Mine does.



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**** it didn't work.