Drunk Lang

[Drunken Cat]

China's a big country and I'm still a bouncing ball.

I might be moving soon again.

My sidepiece doesn't like it.

But I'm in East China. Jiangsu. For now...

I don't really like moving so much, but a man's gotta eat.

[Drunken Cat]

Imma need a new side piece if I move soon, to be sure.

[Drunken Cat]

I miss my car.

I moved back to America in 2016. I spent a year building my credit by being very diligent about it. After a year, I walked into a car dealership as if I actually belonged there, and walked out with a brand new Honda.

I never missed a payment, even when it meant going back to college for an umpteenth degree so I could take some fresh student loans.

Now it's a chain on my neck. But **** it.

My car sitting there all alone, it makes me want to go back to America.

6-speed B, 6-speed.

Mountain roads. Open country. I miss the feeling. But, I also missed Asia. And here I am. Also, China is the ****.

I need to strike it rich soon. I'm working on a few schemes. All above board, I promise.

[Beercules]

I have a Tinder date in 3 hours. She's coming over.

I'm nervous, I'm about to drink but I don't want to get ****ed up


Damn.

[Rudyo]

I have a Tinder date in 3 hours. She's coming over.

I'm nervous, I'm about to drink but I don't want to get ****ed up


Damn.

Sips. Sips.

[Beercules]

Sips. Sips.

I'm just having a can of Keystone Ice.


****ing ghetto this girl is talking about bringing tequila. Uh oh lol

[jack_the_rippuh]

Bitch boy...

[Derranged]

Haven't had a drink in 71 days. Condition has not gone away yet.

[jack_the_rippuh]

Haven't had a drink in 71 days. Condition has not gone away yet.

Liver functions failing?

[Derranged]

Liver functions failing?

If you want to know what's wrong you have to admit that your people are cowards.