Why do Jamaicans call avocados "pears?"

[ShoulderRoll]

Well it is all relative, you probably find it hard to do.

I'm sure I make it better than any Limey does.

[megas30]

What do you guys call actual pears?

We don't really have "pear" there, but we would call it "foreign pear". The same way we call your apple "foreign/American apple".

And is Appleton Estate rum any good?

I am drinking some right now. It is great.

[D4thincarnation]

I'm sure I make it better than any Limey does.

Do you add lime to it?

[ShoulderRoll]

Do you add lime to it?

Just a small amount.

[Zaroku]

Siablo. Bring me guacamole with a molcahete

Planet rick son. Twerking is ok on your own time.

[D4thincarnation]

Just a small amount.

And what else do you add?

[siablo14]

Siablo. Bring me guacamole with a molcahete

Planet rick son. Twerking is ok on your own time.

We don't eat no f**cking guacamole down here. Pear is tasty picked straight from the tree. I actually dislike guacamole. One time I went to Moe's on Monday, that when they have the special price, since I like pears I added some to my burrito but it was in guacamole form. It f**cked up the taste of my burrito. Never made that mistake again. Just gimme my pear pure.

I don't like the small pears from Mexico either. They are tasteless. No wonder they had to make guacamole with it:

No bueno:


Si:

[ShoulderRoll]

And what else do you add?

Finely chopped onions and jalapenos, sometimes chopped tomatoes and cilantro (sometimes I skip those,) and salt.

[D4thincarnation]

Finely chopped onions and jalapenos, sometimes chopped tomatoes and cilantro (sometimes I skip those,) and salt.

And you think this is hard to do?

[ShoulderRoll]

And you think this is hard to do?

For a Jamaican or a Limey? Yes. I don't think they would know what ingredients and what amounts to combine to make it come out delicious.

Siablo. Bring me guacamole with a molcahete

Planet rick son. Twerking is ok on your own time.

I doubt he knows what a molcajete is.