Would you smash or pass Elaine Benes?

[_Rexy_]

I only know her from 2 things

Seinfeld when she was younger and veep later on

I thought she was ugly Seinfeld days

But on veep she seemed way better looking for an older lady

Some chicks are like that

Not that great when young but they age better than other girls and seem hotter for an older lady

Elaine got hotter in the later seasons of Seinfeld when she got rid of that beehive. Turns out that she was pregnant in the early seasons and that's why she wore those big dresses too lol.

[Vodkaholic]

Indubitably

[Jim Tom]

A lot of guys here can never score with such a woman but they will tell you how ugly she is. I know a friend from childhood who has never had a good looking girlfriend. Even his wife is ugly but one day I showed him a good looking bird and asked if he would smash. ‘She’s very ugly and looks like a man, no I pass’. Dude is deluded.

[GGG Gloveking]

All day and night. I've wanted her since Seinfeld days

[Santa_]

Over and over again. She’s still got it going on for a older lady

Yes.

I'd love to see her wearing the panties her mother laid out for her.

Sure, I would bless her. Real good.

Hell ****ing yes

Prime or current version? Would smash both but just curious

I would sniff her pooosey till it ran out of pooosey fumes

Give me a peice of that sweet white meat any day

I would take her to Olive Garden AND pay her side of the dinner.

That's how much I like her.

Pretty insane huh

I'd smash and take all that ADIDAS money. ***** is richer than Oprah and nobody even realizes it.

Indubitably

All day and night. I've wanted her since Seinfeld days

[Santa_]

You can't spare one square?

I'd yadda yadda yadda all over her lobster bisque.

[Santa_]

A lot of guys here can never score with such a woman but they will tell you how ugly she is. I know a friend from childhood who has never had a good looking girlfriend. Even his wife is ugly but one day I showed him a good looking bird and asked if he would smash. ‘She’s very ugly and looks like a man, no I pass’. Dude is deluded.

Hahaha, idiots like that wouldn't last 2 minutes with Elaine Benes.

[.!WAR MIKEY!.]

She's no Sarah Silverman.

Id rather bang Silverman too. Even doe her naked body looks like a Ford Focus.

IG took this pic down bc it was obscene. Unsexualized women’s breasts r obscene. If they’re oiled up & smashed down by, say, sexy suspenders covering just the nipples, that’s not obscene. That’s sexy!
To recap:
women’s breasts = obscene men’s breasts =not obscene. pic.twitter.com/ZlhZki9SKj

— Sarah Silverman (@SarahKSilverman) May 10, 2019

[B.UTLER]

Im a fan of the show Veep.. and lol at this question.. who wouldn't

Did you know she's a billionaire.. some inheritance money

[Rockybigblower]

IG took this pic down bc it was obscene. Unsexualized women’s breasts r obscene. If they’re oiled up & smashed down by, say, sexy suspenders covering just the nipples, that’s not obscene. That’s sexy!
To recap:
women’s breasts = obscene men’s breasts =not obscene. pic.twitter.com/ZlhZki9SKj

— Sarah Silverman (@SarahKSilverman) May 10, 2019

Took me a while to work that one out...but once I did....well thank you sir.