Need help identifying real massage parlor from hooker massage parlor

[AlexKid]

Went to Chinese massage parlor, and they advertise prostate health massage, etc and when I got there they the guy at the front desk made a point of saying massage only I hope you wernt expecting anything else!

I expected sex services, the name of the girl is advertised as yoyo, they were gonna charge me 40 pounds for half hour.

Also they wouldnt let me see the girl first they expected me to pay upfront before I even saw the girl. Why would they do that?

I just wanted a handjob, but shouldnt i at least be able to see if she is attractive to me or not? Its no good if she is a really old drug zombie with obesity.

1) How do I tell if it has handjobs or if its a real massages only?

2) Why cant I see the woman first? Why they ask for money 1st?


Damn it!

[AlexKid]

How do you get around the "we cant admit we dont do sexual services" because it will incriminate us.

So they will never say they do it so you dont know.

So you have to use a secret code.

On top of that theres a language barrier and you both dont know WTF each other is saying so any hopes of a subtle code goes out the window when you struggle to even understand what they are saying and vice versa.

[AlexKid]

heres their advert

they took out prostate massage etc


Service(s)
Massage Escorting
Rates
15 minutes 30 minutes 1 hour 2 hours 4 hours overnight
incall - - - - - -
outcall - - - - - -
Description
Relaxation Massage by Pretty and Young Oriental Masseuse in a Nice and Relaxing Place
VIP Regular Customer Plan Always Available.
Relaxing, Friendly, Slowly and Enjoyable.
Full Body Relaxation, Basic Full Massage, Deluxe Body to Body Massage, , Private Massage, and Energy Refresh, Oil Massage, Tiredness Manipulation
Providing very lovely and nice relaxing massage services with my magic hands. Services from basic massage to luxury massage. Definitely nice massage and service with no worry at all.
The reasons why you should come to me:
1) Lovely and pretty oriental girl, soft, kindly, polite, clean, sexy, shy, friend like experience; Slow and no hurry service, definitely relaxing and enjoyable.
Try some different traditional oriental style if you fed up with others.
2) Professional Services, more services options to meet your needs, you can choose just basic full body massage, relaxation, , energy refresh, massage, tantric care, pain relief, tiredness relief to deluxe massage. More details please phone me.
4) also lovely for mind and somatic relaxation.
For the feeling, for the sense.
You definitely should come to me for a full relaxation and enjoyment.
5) Relaxing and nice environment.
6) FIVE Star feedback with my gentlemen.

You deserve to have a try, you will definitely feel pleased, you will never be disappointed. So gentlemen, no need hesitate, just give us a message or a call for booking.

Based in a nice relaxing place, very easy to find and park.

Please call us for more details or booking an appointment.

[The Noose]

How do you get around the "we cant admit we dont do sexual services" because it will incriminate us.

So they will never say they do it so you dont know.

So you have to use a secret code.

On top of that theres a language barrier and you both dont know WTF each other is saying so any hopes of a subtle code goes out the window when you struggle to even understand what they are saying and vice versa.

Just get a hooker.

[AlexKid]

Just get a hooker.

they cost like 6 times as much where I live I cant afford that and i prefer handjobs anyway

[CANELOLUJAH]

Just get a hooker.

you had to bite huh? cant you see everyone ignoring his played out gimmick.

[The Noose]

you had to bite huh? cant you see everyone ignoring his played out gimmick.

I assumed everyone was too busy picking up hookers to respond.

[AlexKid]

im serious no joke here, even though u may laugh at my expense, I think it was a legit handjob parlor BUT I think they were trying to rinse every penny out of me and the not being able to the see the girl first really made me say bollocks to this, I mean why would they hide the girl unless she is some kind of mostrosity that no one would pay for if they saw her!?

I guarantee that I would pay like 40 pounds, she would arouse me to the point of insanity and then demand 80 pounds if I wish to be finished off or some crap like that

[AlexKid]

im serious no joke here, even though u may laugh at my expense, I think it was a legit handjob parlor BUT I think they were trying to rinse every penny out of me and the not being able to the see the girl first really made me say bollocks to this, I mean why would they hide the girl unless she is some kind of monstrosity that no one would pay for if they saw her!?

I guarantee that I would pay like 40 pounds, she would arouse me to the point of insanity and then demand 80 pounds if I wish to be finished off or some crap like that

[The Noose]

http://eccie.net/index.php?

Im sure there are reviews here somewhere.