The Everything Chuck Norris Thread

[TBear]

That was just a movie, Everyone in real life knows that Chuck Norris would have beaten Bruce Lee. Chuck Norris is God's overhand right

punching chuck norris was the real cause of bruce lees death

truth

It hurt Bruce Lee more than it hurt Chuck Norris

Touché!

[HughJass]

Wrong thread?

Touché!

[Build That Wall]

Chuck norris is playing football and is on offense by himself. The raiders have all 11 men on defense on the field. Chuck Norris scores a TD Easily just like every other team. Only Chuck Norris did it by himself.

[DoubleLeftH00k]

on 2009 chuck norris challenged floyd for mega fight
floyd's demands was as high as mount everest

after chuck norris completed the demands in a blink, floyd announced his retirement on the spot

edit: one of floyd's demand was chuck has to stay in his house heavy guarded during the whole 12rounds of the fight...
chuck agreed..

[DoubleLeftH00k]

the reason why chuck was never allowed to box because there is no padding good enough to negate the force from his punches

[Build That Wall]

on 2009 chuck norris challenged floyd for mega fight
floyd's demands was as high as mount everest

after chuck norris completed the demands in a blink, floyd announced his retirement on the spot

edit: one of floyd's demand was chuck has to stay in his house heavy guarded during the whole 12rounds of the fight...
chuck agreed..

I like Floyd a little bit, but this is funny.

[Build That Wall]

Who one starred this thread

[DoubleLeftH00k]

chuck norris could strangle anyone with a cordless telephone

[-MEGA-]

Chuck Norris Could slam a revolving door

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