Does anyone else do mountainous poops after drinking coffee?

[Willy Wanker]

that's ^^^ the reason you shithing like Shaq

instant coffee is crap

I never drink instant coffee, I always drink decent to great quality coffee and I still take Shaq size dumps. I squeeze out turds that shouldn't even come out until next week.

I also like to add boiled eggs and oatmeal on a good morning. Building a mountain of turds takes a lot of hardwork and dedication.

[-jose-]

I never drink instant coffee, I always drink decent to great quality coffee and I still take Shaq size dumps. I squeeze out turds that shouldn't even come out until next week.

I also like to add boiled eggs and oatmeal on a good morning. Building a mountain of turds takes a lot of hardwork and dedication.

[48cantCstraight]

Coffee definitely makes you shyt. Whenever I'm constipated I have a couple cups of coffee and go do work on that toilet.

[krazyn8tive]

Every morning after two cups of instant coffee I do the most humongous ****s the world has ever seen, literally stacks of poo that look like a miniature mountain.

For the rest of the day my ass itches and feels like its recovering

It's like you're describing my life to a tee

[krazyn8tive]

That's why I don't drink coffee or milk in the morning anymore. Never was big in coffee tho much

I can't drink milk as I am lactose intolerant. I remember when I was in jr high I really noticed the havoc milk was playing on my guts. As I sat in science class, Teacher was going over the periodic table of elements and all I could think about was compressing my a$$ cheeks together because it felt like I was going to **** myself all morning. Milk and cereal made my school years agonizing.

[HanzGruber]

I can't drink milk as I am lactose intolerant. I remember when I was in jr high I really noticed the havoc milk was playing on my guts. As I sat in science class, Teacher was going over the periodic table of elements and all I could think about was compressing my a$$ cheeks together because it felt like I was going to **** myself all morning. Milk and cereal made my school years agonizing.

Do you eat cheese or other things. I seem fine but milk fuks me up good sometimes

[-MAKAVELLI-]

When I used to work mornings, I never took a dump at home.

I would wake up and drive to work and I would hold out until I drank a cup of coffee or two. Then I would just destroy that toilet like it owed me money. There wasn't enough water in the bowl to keep the mountain of poop submerged. I courtesy flushed, but still.

Surprised I never clogged the toilet.

you're one of those bashful bastards

[-Kev-]

The acidic ingredient in coffee can make some people's stomach like that if you drink it on an empty stomach.

[Ruthless One]

coffee = caffeine = makes your digestive tract move food faster (peristalsis) = diarrhea/gotta drop a deuce

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