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  • [REAL TALK] Post crazy/funny Tripping stories

    Following on from reading the shroom thread, what is your craziest tripping story?

    i have a few but this is probably one of my craziest:

    Was Halloween, we don't really celebrate it over here in the UK but being a 15/16 year old i thought we could change it up and go some place creepy out in the wood's & trip, instead of our usual driving round smoking weed playing blasting tunes routine.

    Had no concept of dosage so just grabbed a load and ate them down with another mate, in hindsight i believe it was between 2-4 times the recommended dry dosage. started out nice and chilled playing some music, laughing and joking, ****ing around in the woods etc.

    Fast forward around an hour or so we rolled an L and parked up in our usual spot, after i hit the joint it really started to hit me hard, i felt like i was literally reading my friends thoughts, his fears and dreams and was inside his mind in some sort of way. my thoughts were racing, about the universe and ****.

    so we talked **** for a while, and then my mate who was driving and obviously not tripping decided he was hitting the hay, it was at the latest just past 11 so i told my mate to drop me off a mile or two from my house, i knew i was ****ed up and knew one or more of my family members would still be up, i naively thought i could sober up.

    So i started walking down the hill towards my house, mind racing, i knew i was totally ****ed up but thought if i just walk straight to my room i would be OK. It seemed eerily quiet despite not being too late, i hadnt seen anyone or any cars and the houses looked like props on a movie set, a thought popped into my head that i might of got hit by a car, and that actually i might be dead, i brush it of and continue on to my house, i am now about 5 minutes away and the panic is starting to seriously set in, i manage to call my mate, i ask him where i live and who i am, what my name is.....he sounds sad (he was already in bed and i think i woke him up in hindsight ) oh **** he knows im dead!

    This is where memory starts to become a total haze, i don't remember entering my house or much of what happened next.
    The only memory i have is staring at my mum and other family members, now convinced i am dead saying ' i love you' over and over again, while they totally ignore me ( which totally cements the fact i am now dead)
    Apparantly my mum was on the verge of taking me to hospital, but my sister apparently called a druggie mate who tells them not to, and to leave me alone and ignore me.

    The last thought i had was figuring out the meaning of life and realising i could be anyone i wanted to be (i remember choosing to be a blond with big juggs)
    Later turn's out i had tried to climb out my window and i had also pissed myself, also have a vague memory of something else that i did which was really bad, which i think i have blocked out

  • #2
    Originally posted by mlac View Post
    The last thought i had was figuring out the meaning of life and realising i could be anyone i wanted to be (i remember choosing to be a blond with big juggs)
    Later turn's out i had tried to climb out my window and i had also pissed myself, also have a vague memory of something else that i did which was really bad, which i think i have blocked out
    Congratulations, you fully experienced what it's like to be knocked out when you are David Price.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by BigZ44 View Post
      Congratulations, you fully experienced what it's like to be knocked out when you are David Price.
      lmao no i believe thats the david price effect. see kellie maloney for evidence

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      • #4
        The hardest drug I ever took was LSD. When I was 17-18, a buddy and I dropped some tabs of 'Fido the Cat' early afternoon (I was a 'stoner' for a couple years in my teens, yeah, me). So we took the acid and nothing was really happening so we decided to walk around the town and go back to his house.

        In those days, sometimes we walked 'the tracks' home. We're walking on the train tracks and it's getting dark and then realize we're tripping really f#ckin' hard and we just entered a much different universe than we were in, just hours ago. When you take acid, you start to see 'trails' off of everything. At that moment the scene was basically "Stand by Me.....on acid" It's two ****** kids walkin down the train tracks, everything is f#cked up and a train suddenly appears. This could've turned out really bad; I could've been the inspiration for a PSA on "the dangers of psychedelic drugs.' But luckily for me (and the masses on Boxingscene) things turned out OK. The train looked like a black 'n while cartoon barrelling down the tracks with its white lights illuminating the darkness; it passed by us without incident.

        We still had some semblance of lucidity and rationalness, so we decide the best thing to do was to seek refuge in my friend's house. We got off the train tracks walked to his house; we passed the high school and the building was 'pulsating' with its bricks protruding in-and-out. You're probably thinking Pink Floyd The Wall - and you're probably not far off...



        We get to his house, avoiding parental interaction, and hang out in his room. We thought it was a good idea to smoke some weed (because being high on one drug just wasn't enough!). Next thing I know I'm face to face with the Keebler elf! I was a little startled at first but then, I warmed up to him - I mean, how scary is a cute lil f#ckin elf?

        I don't remember all the specifics but we talked about all the cookies, crackers and other baked goods that he and all the other elves produce. He told me that he and other elves frequently put in 12 hour days and it turns out that the working conditions are very harsh!..

        It's not like the commercial where you see all these happy elves baking cookies inside the tree. If you think about it, baking huge batches of cookies inside a f#ckin tree is no small feat. The Keebler elf told me they're confined to a small space; the ventilation is awful and it can get extremely hot in there!

        Before I had a chance to tell 'em how much I appreciate his hard work and how I loved his E.L. Cookies, he was...poof.. gone. To this day, I regret not thanking him. Just maybe, I can find him again...

        Anyway, we spent the rest of the evening hangin' out watching TV and trying to travel back into the normal universe. We eventually did...

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