Hitting an expensive mall up with hot *** chick...

[RespekonMyName]

who is this woman?

just some girl? you been hittin'? what's the story, you gotta give us more than that.

Just a chick I met a few weeks back at work. Nothing physical at this point. She would be a long-term proposition if everything goes according to plan. None of that hit-and-run nonsense.

The cool thing is she ended up buying her own stuff before I got there. She helped me pick out some dress clothes for work. I just posed that ridiculous question for laughs.

[RespekonMyName]

Is she sucking your dirk on demand?

are you taking her serious?

Post a picture of her ass and ****!

I won't post a picture of her. She's too classy for that.

However, I did meet this other hot chick a few days ago at my apartment who turned out to be a stripper. I'll post a picture she sent me in second.

[T.Horton]

Just a chick I met a few weeks back at work. Nothing physical at this point. She would be long-term proposition if everything goes according to the plan. None of that hit-and-run nonsense.

The cool thing is she ended up buying her own stuff before I got there. She helped me pick out some dress clothes for work. I just posed that ridiculous question for laughs.

I knew you were a brighter dude than that. lol

good man, brother!

[HughJass]

I won't post a picture of her. She's too classy for that.

However, I did meet this other hot chick a few days ago at my apartment who turned out to be a stripper. I'll post a picture she sent me in second.

[Barn]

I won't post a picture of her. She's too classy for that.

However, I did meet this other hot chick a few days ago at my apartment who turned out to be a stripper. I'll post a picture she sent me in second.

That's been just under an hour, obviously the SI unit "a second" has changed.

Unless I am missing something, which wouldn't surprise me as I'm lacking more and more common sense as each day passes.

[Barn]

That has stripper written all over it.

Probably literally, as well as metaphorically.

Still attractive though, good job.

[RespekonMyName]

That has stripper written all over it.

Probably literally, as well as metaphorically.

Still attractive though, good job.

Of course. I didn't know she was a stripper when I first met her. She is NOT the girl I went to the mall with.

[Barn]

Of course. I didn't know she was a stripper when I first met her. She is NOT the girl I went to the mall with.

Yeah, I knew that.

If that was the girl you were spending all that money on I'd send you a letter bomb.

[paulf]

I've never taken a girl shopping in my life. Usually the game is to get them to buy me ****.

Figure there will be plenty of shopping sprees on my dime after I'm married!

[T.Horton]

I've never taken a girl shopping in my life. Usually the game is to get them to buy me ****.

this is a young man who knows how to play the game. i salute you, sir.