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  • Originally posted by *OG Wenger* View Post
    I was lead to believe the plague was a deadly disease that wiped out half the population Europe. Not something you can just recover from like the common cold.
    So 100% of everyone who got part of it died? 100%?

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    • Originally posted by reedickyaluss View Post
      Don't ask stupid questions.
      ITs not stupid its because God said that day you eaty the fruit that day you die. humans werent supposed to die but EVE ate of the fruit

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      • Originally posted by reedickyaluss View Post
        So 100% of everyone who got part of it died? 100%?
        Put a percentage on people who would have survived catching the plague. I bet it would be like 0.1% or something. If you caught the plague it was almost certain you would die.

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        • Originally posted by Cleto_Reyes View Post
          ITs not stupid its because God said that day you eaty the fruit that day you die. humans werent supposed to die but EVE ate of the fruit
          ok

          Originally posted by *OG Wenger* View Post
          Put a percentage on people who would have survived catching the plague. I bet it would be like 0.1% or something. If you caught the plague it was almost certain you would die.
          Also known as: You don't know.

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          • Originally posted by Cleto_Reyes View Post
            ITs not stupid its because God said that day you eaty the fruit that day you die. humans werent supposed to die but EVE ate of the fruit
            He based the fate of humanity, his greatest and most beloved creation, on whether or not a chick would take a bite off a fruit....

            Makes total sense.

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            • Originally posted by [ DUBBZZ ] View Post
              He based the fate of humanity, his greatest and most beloved creation, on whether or not a chick would take a bite off a fruit....

              Makes total sense.
              SEx we werent supposed to come here by sex. That what the fruit was knowledge after they had sex she knew she was naked

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              • She must've been a pretty dumb bitch to not realise she's naked.

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                • Originally posted by Cleto_Reyes View Post
                  SEx we werent supposed to come here by sex. That what the fruit was knowledge after they had sex she knew she was naked
                  Say what?!

                  So how then, a stork?

                  God makes Adam with a d*ck, gives Eve a p*ssy, (probably some nice tiddies), makes them walk around butt nekkit, and mandates them to not have sex? What a ****in a-hole!

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                  • Originally posted by [ DUBBZZ ] View Post
                    Say what?!

                    So how then, a stork?

                    God makes Adam with a d*ck, gives Eve a p*ssy, (probably some nice tiddies), makes them walk around butt nekkit, and mandates them to not have sex? What a ****in a-hole!
                    They were given a choice. Adam named everything he had full control like a god of the earth. But then the serpent beguiled eve and showed her that they could reproduce another way. Thats when they gained knowledge of their nakedness and death came to the human race

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                    • Originally posted by Cleto_Reyes View Post
                      They were given a choice. Adam named everything he had full control like a god of the earth. But then the serpent beguiled eve and showed her that they could reproduce another way. Thats when they gained knowledge of their nakedness and death came to the human race
                      Seriously though......... what really happened.

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