[PLEASE HELP] If an <8 year old kid punches you in the face what would you do?

[-PANDA-]

....and ur lip started to bleed

...or the kid (boy/girl) kicked u in the nuts

pretty curious about this seeing as many of u would beat the **** out of a woman if she punched u

[ßringer]

I've been beat up by a lot of children in my life. Most of them have kicked and/or punched me in the balls.

It sucks, and it's painful as hell. But what can you do?

I mean yeah - I totally wanted to dropkick the little prick into oncoming traffic, but....

[msagrain]

All depends on the circumstances and how you know the child.

[Walt Liquor]

i'd probably give the kid a swirlie in a public restroom

[S.G.]

Kidnap him and sell him to the nearest paedophile ring.

[AKATheMack]

Go get my little nephew and have him whip the kids ass for me.

[jabsRstiff]

I'd sue the little mother****er for everything he's worth.

[Vasyl’s dad]

Have my 8 year old kick his ass.

[Chups]

Punch him in the nut.

[-PANDA-]

All depends on the circumstances and how you know the child.

kid needs anger management...wants candy from his mom but she wont buy it...ure standing in front of them in line...hear a screaming kid..turn around and the kid lands a brilliant looping right hand on ur mouth...


what would JOO do?